two_bits and I are dying to know . . .
What's the worst thing you've ever seen on a strippers criminal record?
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Jump to latestI freaking love you, 8ball lol!
This ex dancer/former friend of mine never got caught, but she did set her ex boyfriend’s car on fire.
I saw one that mooned a cop
Reprinted from AUGUST 25, 2010 Just this last Wednesday, I entered the Columbia Platinum Plus. As soon as I sat down, I was joined by a dancer new to me. She was attractive, petite (just the way I like em)and very friendly. She introduced her self as Anna and stage name Skye. Then she hit me up for a dance. The price was OK. 2 For $30 but I declined. I wanted to get settled in and see who was working but I left the door open for later. She took it well.
On Thursday I was with gridget, my ATF, in the club and mentioned meeting Anna for the first time.She replied "Oh my god. If that is who I think it is, She lured a customer out of here to her hotel room, where she promised sex for money.Her boyfriend rushed in, shot and killed the customer and then took his money".gridget's curiosity was perked. She went over to Anna and asked her if she used to work here awhile back. Anna replied that she had just spent the last 8 years in prison.
The one everyone who went to my old favorite club knew about was one of the girls getting busted for possession of methamphetamine with intent to distribute. A couple different girls there had their time come to a sudden end due to drug trafficking.
There was this one club I used to visit for a short time where a couple of the girls, presumably girlfriends of the owners, got busted for arms trafficking. The owners were in an illegal gun running operation. One of the girls there got busted for animal cruelty, because they were having sex with animals there. That club was just a little too weird.
I represented the boyfriend of a stripper. She did a lot, but the worse thing was the second time she burned down his house, killing his German Shepard in the flames.
"I freaking love you, 8ball lol!"
It feels so genuine to hear that from a girl who I've never given money to. Thank you nicespice!
Just curious - what's the worst thing on your criminal record?
I knew I wasn’t going to be able to beat shadowcat on this one, but:
Arson Attempted murder Receiving a stolen firearm. Manufacturing meth
Same girl, same arrest incident.
“Just curious - what's the worst thing on your criminal record?”
Nothing. I’m probably one of the most boring strippers ever. A lot of the time, I will even lie to customers to seem more wild.
At worst, I had a couple of speeding tickets when I was 18, but even those got cleared out of my record at some point.
I don't even know the full names of most strippers I work with so I can't just look up their criminal records. I know some girls who've been convicted of misdemeanor assault and battery, marijuana possession, and DUIs. I know a stripper who got a DUI and was found in possession of illegal prescription drugs (Xanax, Vicodin, and morphine) but I think she was given 7411 probation which is given to first time felony possession charges, because I remember her being on probation for it but once she completed it, it was dismissed.
It's no secret that I had a run-in with the law that resulted in me being charged with, and pleading guilty to, being an accessory after the fact (felony). I was young and had a clean record and given HYTA probation which dismisses the charge without ever resulting in a conviction unless you fuck up probation. This was before I was a dancer, but my probation lasted 3 years, but it was sealed from public record, and I never had a problem passing the felony clearance because an actual conviction was never entered into my record; once I completed probation, the charge was dismissed. The backstory behind it was very crazy, but irrelevant.
Plus, my home club of four years now is in Detroit and they are very strict on girls having dances licenses. You need to pass a felony clearance to get your dance license, so I assume that most girls' records aren't too crazy.
Well, it depends on the felony and the circumstances imo.
I don’t ask. It makes no difference to me.
It’s way off topic - but I thought the line from Life in the Fast Lane (by the Eagles) was “She was criminally pretty” but it’s not - it’s terminally pretty! I’ve been singing the wrong lyrics for 40 years!
^^. The older I get the more wrong shit I realize I’ve been signing for years.
Me too! Sometimes my lyrics are better - than the actual song anyway - lol!
I don't have a criminal record..
But met a lot of girls with drug related charges and assault. I know for a fact a lot of them steal but idk if they ever get charged for that lol.
Honestly I'm shocked I haven't got an assault charge, so I can't judge anyone for that. Some of these dudes in clubs are just something else.
“^^. The older I get the more wrong shit I realize I’ve been signing for years.”
Hah. I’m the third to have also gotten that wrong.
I’ve had the “nicespice” handle on several other websites ever since I was a pre-teen. (No, don’t bother to look me up. Google has long since buried those embarrassments since then)
And I really thought at first the Vanilla Ice song “ice ice baby” said “nicespice” But I’ve since stuck with it. I prefer nicespice over icespice
^and I just displayed my screw up again on my last comment. Can I just claim Alzheimer’s and get a disability check?
Really, really bad shit, i.e, abusing a 7 year old girl. See link
nothing worse than what i've seen on a few civvies'


I saw one getting sued for damage to a house they rented. She brought it up to me. I was not looking for this info