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Club Questions For Muddy

shailynn
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2 wks ago · 1 min read

Okay Muddy, while you’re clubbing in Lebanon, let me ask a few questions about North America clubs.

  1. What are your top 3 clubs in the United States, and describe why they are your top 3.

  2. What is your favorite club in Canada, and explain why it’s your pick.

  3. When clubbing in the US and Canada, describe your best night clubbing. Where, when, and why was is so special.

  4. Describe your worst night clubbing ever. Where, when and why was that night so bad.

  5. Since you’ve been to so many clubs, what is something that could improve the club experience for most customers that most clubs do not do, or do not do well. (Example - more clubs should offer free cover or more clubs should offer food, etc.)

  6. If you found yourself working in a strip club, what job would you want to do the most (regardless of pay, and no, banging each stripper before her shift is not a job option).

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Muddy

Alright shailynn bringing back quesion time, love it man.

  1. I haven't really thought about it too much I'll try to give you a variety of answers. I think at one point Bare Elegance LAX was all time great level. I loved that place. I used to love everything about the Red Parrot where I got into the hobby, it was such a great hang, great music, chill, affordable, everyone was friendly but I think that's closed now. Locally, well little bit of hike from me but I like Centerfolds on the Jersey Shore. And maybe I'd take one of the BT's or the Landing Strip in Detroit. And Baby Dolls in Dallas, it's sort of everything I like, big lineup, cheap high mileage dances, and if I really like it, I'll take it out.

The best states for me have been 1. Texas 2. California 3. Michigan

  1. My favorite club in Canada it looks temporarily closed I don't know what's going on there but at Brantford Gentleman's club I used to stop after hitting Toronto and gets dances from this gorgeous with huge knockers April. And she a couple of super hot freinds. I don't think hooking up there is really an option (although some argue with me on here about that, but you'd have sneak it) 20 CAD a song, sucking on those amazing things, I'm just fine. It was more based on the chicks working there then the acutal but it was must stop for me.

  2. There's a lot great times to think back on but I will say one with witnesses and that was a tuscl meet up with PaulDrake and Samiel. This was at Buck's Fort Worth Day time. I'm not a day guy, so that's pretty rare. Met some chick there, if you spit a girl out a machine that was everything I'm into, like the perfect girl, big assed, big tits, all natural brunette, Texas chick, that's what I met. And I was making her laugh and she was down for OTC. We probably hooked up like 20 times over the years. Best sex I've ever had. She was the high point in mongering career. The detours I would take to go to Fort Worth are honestly too embarrassing for even someone like me to admit on here. I'll be driving in Omaha, you know what ,hell, let's head on down to Forth Worth!

Also I could say the moment that kind of got me into clubbing in the first place, I was at the Red Parrot, El Paso, TX. I'm not into strip clubs at this point I was just there to see one Porn stars Rachel Starr. But one of the strippers I take back, super hot latina, just whips out my dick in the middle of dances and having at it! I was like WTF! Ever since then I've been totally hooked. I didn't realize at the time that was the exception than the norm but amazing none the less. (and a solid way for a stripper to get a tip I might add)

  1. There's quite a few of these, one strip club in Buffalo, the Pharoah by the airport. I believe it's done now, gee I wonder why. The guy at the door was a huge dick, I asked about a military discount, he rolls his eyes, and the later he's yelling at me not having my mask on my nose. Then I get dances that are all air, I go to touch the girl the watching the camera comes into holler at me. When in Western New York, eat in Buffalo, yes by all means you can eat real good there but by night get your ass over to Ontario.

I think it's closed now as well but the Roaring 20's in San Francisco it was one of the clubs on Broadway. I pulled out my phone to check a baseball score and you would of thought I pulled out a shotgun. Everyone started hooting and hollering, the DJ, the dancer on stage.

And I'll throw in Cheetah Hallandale which I think is the most overrated on club on tuscl, I don't get it at all, it's just packed and ghetto as all fuck.

  1. Cheaper dances is the biggest thing. you can get me to spend if those dances are $20 a song. Let the girl get the rest of out me. Just let me get my foot in the door. But when you charging $50, $60 bucks for a dance. I'm OUT. I'm already thinking about the next spot. I end up spending nothing. I would've probably spent money in the former though, and I don't have to be too picky at that price point.

  2. I don't want to work in my hobby to be honest. I'll grow to hate it. But probably the DJ so I could put on Disco night. Or at the very least stop this animal noise music that they put on today. You want rap, yes I have old school New York City rap to play, plenty of it but this barking noise thing they do today, I don't what that is but I've considered coming into the club with Peltors at times, I have a big set of them in my car.

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Muddy

Shit the numbering didn't come out how I typed it but hopefully y'all get it.

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shailynn

Easy to follow - thanks for responding.

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sfrsox

Cheetah's Hallandale you have to go when not packed. Much better.

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shailynn

^ do they touch your hotdog there? Those are the places Muddy and I like.

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sfrsox

@shailynn sometimes yes

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FrothyFella

Muddy 😂 loved hearing the Rachel Starr story.

What city or club is best for OTC in your experience?

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Muddy

Frothy that i really don't know man but ive had good luck in San Francisco, LA, DFW and Miami .

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gSteph

I've got a question for @Muddy.

If you don't want to answer, I understand. But how do you financially pull this off? Can't be cheap checking out half the clubs on the planet. Though someones got to do it, sure appreciate the reviews/ stories from all over.

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sfrsox

dude is probably sponsored like an F1 driver or EPL team

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Muddy

Just a unique window in my life that's I'm just taking advantage of. Now or never. I took the now. Being single, couple roommates, being cheap as all fuck, I make good money though, invested my money for a long time, stock market has been good. The adventures are sort of of winding down now though, I mean there's just not a lot left in the English speaking world.

But I gotta stress it's more a travel thing than a strip club thing to be honest. Just the strip clubs are just excuse I need to go, to justify the adventure and yeah at night time it can be A LOT fun but more often than not, you kind of fold and just try live to fight another day. Believe it or not it used to be baseball stadium were the excuse before the strip clubs. I've just always been one of the ADHD kids that can't sit the fuck down and stay in one place. Gotta keep moving and grooving.

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gSteph

Cool. Thanks Just 167 more reviews to break 1,500.

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