Stopped at the Strip Club today and never went inside lol

Sadly I haven’t been lucky enough to have a taco truck outside of my nearby club. It would make me very happy to grab a few tacos outside the club.

There is one old creep who pisses on the garbage can outside of one club I go to. Evidently he doesn’t have a bashful bladder.

LMFAO that reminds me of a homeless guy I once knew that would piss at the bus stop upfront of traffic and all

Theirs a hot dog vendor's downtown that makes some amazing home made sauces...first time I ever had a Hawaiian hot dog or a Philly dog it was outstanding

i had a overpriced hamburger once at a hamburger truck just outside hustler las vegas entrance. they even let me eat the burger inside the showroom. (it was pretty good.)

Now that's customer fucking service yo

One of the best pit beef shacks in Baltimore shares a parking lot with a strip club. I occasionally get a sandwich without going into the club.

This reminded me of this thread:

tuscl.net

If you're trying to process the stripper you were hoping to SB up sending you a video of herself with another guy, that's cool too, man. Some days a taco is really the food you need to nourish your soul.

This might make an interesting discussion question.

Would you rather eat the food inside a strip club - or would you rather eat the food from a food truck parked outside?

I know certain clubs have good food. But there are some pretty good food trucks too.

Hell yeah ppwh

Is that strip club and shack near a casino out in Baltimore bro...if so I'll need to visit this mothers fucker

Portland has a law that requires any business that serves alcohol which is pretty much every strip club must sell food too. So no need for outdoor taco trucks although there are good food stands in DT Portland near the Golden Dragon and Club Rouge. LOL juice you should come to Portland and go to the Acropolis. The owner owns a beef ranch and so they serve a decent steak there.

yummy!

(founder... it is still way too easy to hit the 'post comment' button. PLEASE make the post button really tiny. thank you sir.

Got plans to be in Portland with the family after my daughter graduation in a few year's...maybe I will try out this steak house strip club LMFAO

The problem with the Acrop is that it is one-way contact low mileage in a ghetto ass private area. Not a club for a good grind.

Get your steak at the Acrop and then hop over to the Riverside Corral nearby. Which is better mileage. If that's a bust you can go to DT Portland and hit the food stands and Club Rouge / Golden Dragon for better mileage. Also walk over to VooDoo Donuts and the Kit Kat Club. VooDoo has a cock and balls shaped donut that I'm sure you will swallow whole.

There's my foodie / strip club tour for you, you fat fuck!

LMFAO brilliant

And if you see the Koi Fusion Taco Truck anywhere you must stop at it. It's Korean and Mexican fusion. Kimchee tacos, bulgogi beef tacos, kimchee quesadillas. Good grub.

They used to have one outside one of the clubs I used to visit when I lived in Omaha and if I went to their rival club, I would stop there just to eat at the taco truck. It was better than the IHOP.

@IfIGotta....

I second you on Chap's Pit Beef that shares a parking lot with Gentlemen's Gold Club. That place is awesomely good!

I'll take a pit beef and sausage combo and follow it with Ashton for dessert... :-)

If there had been a 4gotloaf food truck would you have stopped for a meat loaf, some Brussels sprouts, and stuffing?

4gotloaf would be high end meat loaf. Brilliant stuff! ;)

But I'd ask you not to report a reaction to a Cheerwine float on Yelp. I'd serve it to you like I'd serve it to anybody, but if you drink dairy and you're lactose intolerant that's on you.

I wouldn't want the brilliant name of 4gotloaf impugned by some lactose intolerant goofball! (No disrespect)

LMFAO

Taco/pupusa truck in my gas station wish it would leave

frikin hot temperature is the deciding point. if sufficiently HOT ... then enjoy it IN THE CLUB. if not... eat it at the food truck. butt it actually depends on how it tastes at the food truck in contrast to eating the delectable food in the club. (i’m still on page one. )

oh. fuckin sex and food.
both can be sooooo awesome.