Farting in the club

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• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I’m going to take a guess and say that was one of MackTruck’s reviews. I’m quite a gassy guy (probably due to my distance running) - and I pass a good amount of gas at work. However, I don’t fart much in clubs. It’s very odd - as I fart everywhere - but not in clubs.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  Two questions: Was the review written by crazyjoe? If not, did the reviewer appear to know the difference between farting and taking a shit? I'm certain crazyjoe knows the difference. Regardless, brilliant stuff! And more evidence that strip clubs need to install bidets! ;)
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  You're obviously holding the gas in when you club Cashman1234. Just be careful because you might spontaneously combust if you hold it in too long! Remember: spontaneous human combustion = non-aces!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  4got2wipe maybe it’s due to the club offering a more satisfying release? I agree spontaneous human combustion is non-aces. Sadly - my office frowns on working without pants - and apparently masturbating at your desk is also not encouraged. Wtf?
• Titus23

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  6 years ago

  Just because you're encouraged not to, doesn't mean you can't! Just close the door for a mid-morning office-jack.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  You clearly need to find new employment Cashman1234! First thing I ask when I interview for a position is "can I do this without wearing pants?" If the answer is "no" then I'm out of there. After I jack off onto the receptionists face or into one of the plants in the lobby or wherever is most appropriate to jack off! That's the aces way to turn down a job! ;)
• rockie

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  6 years ago

  The real question is who approved the review?
• rh48hr

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  6 years ago

  I rejected that review. It still made it through.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ shadowcat looking for a job yankee wankey Ron Jeremy. He want to know if you hiring
• chessmaster

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  6 years ago

  I didnt see the review before it was published. Obviously fabricated but funny as shit!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  4got2wipe - that’s a brilliant interview question! I think the google interview questions are intended to force interviewees to think before offering an answer. It would be impressive to see an interviewer deal with those questions. “Mind if I get comfortable?” Then you loosen your belt - drop your pants around your ankles - pull out some tissues - and start to wack your bag! Lol!
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  This is no fake review. I seriously shot my pants because she pulled my dick so hard
• TommyMoney

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  6 years ago

  I have never in many years of strip clubbing; however, once, years ago, at Anthony's in South Hadley... a decent looking black chick was completely naked & spread-eagled on stage in front of me (pretty much face level), when all of a sudden she let one rip. Unfortunately, she didn't have the courtesy to be in sync with the 2/4 drumbeat of the song playing, and the sound was piercing & unmistakeable. She immediately apologized (profusely) for unintentionally blowing her own personal Category 5... but it was still a lil hard not to take it personal.
• goldmongerATL

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  6 years ago

  The real secret of the "Shadowcat Seat" is it is up against the air intake for the A/C. Sucks those farts right away.