The problem with having a BIG dick.

What’s Shadow’s obsession with dicks and shapes of dicks?

What is your obsession with me? Are you a fag? Cause you're outta luck ass hole.

“It sucks – it relegates me into doing smaller parts."

Now THAT'S ironic! ;-)

He seeking the wrong kind of acting jobs. He needs to do porn and would have no shortage of gigs.

Maybe he’s just not a good actor? They hire all sorts of looney tunes in Hollywood - so his excuse is a bit sketchy.

His bisexual claim proves there are indeed huge fucking assholes in Hollywood.

Scat,just come out,you'll feel better.

fumblingdice - Is that experience talking?

I posted an discussion on this guy back in 2011. There was a reality TV show called "well hung" about him.

C'mon Scat,You're worried sick about it.In and out of the hospital all the time.Relax your exe will still hate you and your kids will still tolerate you.

@Uprightcitizen,

There must be a bunch of huge pussies, too!

@Burlington those huge pussys get beat up hard in Hollywood.

I would seriously pay good money just to find out who he's been fucking (in Hollywood and in porn). I'm not sure why. It really shouldn't matter much in any of our lives, but I'm just really curious. If Stormy Daniels can kiss-and-tell about the president, then surely Jonah Falcon can spill the beans about his conquests. After all, what does he have to lose? I mean, if you believe him, he's already been blacklisted in Hollywood just for having a big cock. So what difference would it make?

BurlingtonHF - I’m guessing he’s saving that information for his book. Since he can’t get acting jobs - I’m thinking he will write a tell all book about his experiences?

:-/

People used to stare at their navels. Amazing world we live in. "used weights to stretch his dick" Did anybody think this was real?

Yeah, that's why I can't get jobs in Hollywood, that's it

BurlingtonHo, it would be interesting to know which Hollywood people he's fucked but I wouldn't pay a dime for the info. However, I would be willing to bet that Robert Deniro is on the list.

@flagooner yeah that’s the reason, right !

Maybe he fucked Tom Cruise?

I’ve heard Demi Moore likes big dicks?

^ Ashton Kutcher IS a big dick, so maybe.

Good point flag. He fuckup 2 and a half men too.

Fuck De Niro!

Ok... why Robert DeNiro?

Because of his crude attacks on Trump. No class what so ever.

Whatever else you may think of Trump, surely you've noticed that he also makes crude attacks on anyone who crosses him. It's kind of his thing. I thought that's one of the reasons his supporters like him so much.

Anyway, it's amazing how much can change in eight short years. Eight years ago, Robert De Niro was every blue-collar white guy's favorite actor, and his movie posters adorned the walls of every wannabe tough guy's house/apartment/bedroom. And during that same time period, Trump was also one of the Democratic Party's most valuable donors.

Fast forward to today and somehow Trump has become the leader of the Republican Party, and his posters and memorabilia adorn the walls of every blue-collar white guy's house. Or at least the bumpers of their pickup trucks. (I think Trump is also their favorite actor now.) Meanwhile Robert DeNiro has become an urban progressive icon. Strange times we live in.

Bacon!!