New report finds no evidence that having sex with robots is healthy

I have feeling we will soon see a news story "San Jose man Lloyd Schoene found and rescued from having his penis stuck in a shop vac wrapped in skin suit made of his mother"

I’m not sure which is worse for him, getting his penis stuck in a robot or a billy goat?

I think he takes it from the billy goat

Those sex robots all have bolt-ons.

Ever heard of the movie " Ex Machina " ? If robots are like this, then I can't wait for the future :

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This is one of those misleading conclusions found in medical research. They didn’t find any health benefits to come from having sex with robots - but the lack of stress due to no robot nagging wasn’t considered.

Expensive masturbation...

In other related news, "Westworld" is some good television.