HER: "Hi. I'm a huge fat woman and I have no limits. I want dick all the time. Let's talk about our arrangement. [phone number]
ISHMAEL: "So, that's not going to happen. But I am curious how you actually do with that opening message."
HER: "If you're into it I wouldn't be able to fit you in (lol) for another 3 weeks."
ISHMAEL: "Well, bless your deeply-buried heart. Good luck and safe travels."
No. Not Papi mode. She's gigantic.
LOL! Love the random shitty opening lines on SA
That site sounds amusing.
Lol.
It has it's own brand of unintentional levity.
I got one yesterday that said “name and number, I witing”...spelled like that.
I replied “how about you tell me about yourself first”
She came back with “number”
That was it LOL
For some, it's a volume game.
Seems there's a fan-base for every ry
^ every type - there are so-called chubby-chasers out there
Yup. Had a similar one, though not much beyond overweight. Starter with “I’m a slut. Fuck any hole you want.”
I have to wonder how many of that type are cat-fishing for laughs though.
It's certainly a possibility. I suspect mine was legit, but I'm not curious enough to confirm that one way or another.
Ishmael, the white whale is hunting you.
I knew that joke would land eventually. It was just a matter of who got there first.
Wow ... Just Wow.
"Ishmael, the white whale is hunting you."
Starbuck says "white whale woman = not brilliant!"
Is she an AA Papi is salivating;)