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Call.Me.Ishmael

5/25/2018 10:11:16 AM

HER: "Hi. I'm a huge fat woman and I have no limits. I want dick all the time. Let's talk about our arrangement. [phone number]

ISHMAEL: "So, that's not going to happen. But I am curious how you actually do with that opening message."

HER: "If you're into it I wouldn't be able to fit you in (lol) for another 3 weeks."

ISHMAEL: "Well, bless your deeply-buried heart. Good luck and safe travels."

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twentyfive

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7 years ago

Is she an AA Papi is salivating;)

Call.Me.Ishmael

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7 years ago

No. Not Papi mode. She's gigantic.

abqspencer

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7 years ago

LOL! Love the random shitty opening lines on SA

flagooner

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7 years ago

That site sounds amusing.

Lone_Wolf

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7 years ago

Lol.

Call.Me.Ishmael

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7 years ago

It has it's own brand of unintentional levity.

abqspencer

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7 years ago

I got one yesterday that said “name and number, I witing”...spelled like that.

I replied “how about you tell me about yourself first”

She came back with “number”

That was it LOL

Call.Me.Ishmael

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7 years ago

For some, it's a volume game.

Papi_Chulo

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7 years ago

Seems there's a fan-base for every ry

Papi_Chulo

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7 years ago

^ every type - there *are* so-called chubby-chasers out there

georgmicrodong

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7 years ago

Yup. Had a similar one, though not much beyond overweight. Starter with “I’m a slut. Fuck any hole you want.”

I have to wonder how many of that type are cat-fishing for laughs though.

Call.Me.Ishmael

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7 years ago

It's certainly a possibility. I suspect mine was legit, but I'm not curious enough to confirm that one way or another.