HER: "Hi. I'm a huge fat woman and I have no limits. I want dick all the time. Let's talk about our arrangement. [phone number]
ISHMAEL: "So, that's not going to happen. But I am curious how you actually do with that opening message."
HER: "If you're into it I wouldn't be able to fit you in (lol) for another 3 weeks."
ISHMAEL: "Well, bless your deeply-buried heart. Good luck and safe travels."
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Is she an AA Papi is salivating;)
No. Not Papi mode. She's gigantic.
LOL! Love the random shitty opening lines on SA
That site sounds amusing.
Lol.
It has it's own brand of unintentional levity.
I got one yesterday that said “name and number, I witing”...spelled like that.
I replied “how about you tell me about yourself first”
She came back with “number”
That was it LOL
For some, it's a volume game.
Seems there's a fan-base for every ry
^ every type - there are so-called chubby-chasers out there
Yup. Had a similar one, though not much beyond overweight. Starter with “I’m a slut. Fuck any hole you want.”
I have to wonder how many of that type are cat-fishing for laughs though.
It's certainly a possibility. I suspect mine was legit, but I'm not curious enough to confirm that one way or another.
Ishmael, the white whale is hunting you.
I knew that joke would land eventually. It was just a matter of who got there first.
Wow ... Just Wow.
"Ishmael, the white whale is hunting you."
Starbuck says "white whale woman = not brilliant!"
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