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Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
Friday, May 25, 2018 10:11 AM
HER: "Hi. I'm a huge fat woman and I have no limits. I want dick all the time. Let's talk about our arrangement. [phone number] ISHMAEL: "So, that's not going to happen. But I am curious how you actually do with that opening message." HER: "If you're into it I wouldn't be able to fit you in (lol) for another 3 weeks." ISHMAEL: "Well, bless your deeply-buried heart. Good luck and safe travels."

16 comments

  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    Is she an AA Papi is salivating;)
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    No. Not Papi mode. She's gigantic.
  • abqspencer
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    6 years ago
    LOL! Love the random shitty opening lines on SA
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    That site sounds amusing.
  • Lone_Wolf
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    6 years ago
    Lol.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    It has it's own brand of unintentional levity.
  • abqspencer
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    6 years ago
    I got one yesterday that said “name and number, I witing”...spelled like that. I replied “how about you tell me about yourself first” She came back with “number” That was it LOL
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    For some, it's a volume game.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Seems there's a fan-base for every ry
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    ^ every type - there *are* so-called chubby-chasers out there
  • georgmicrodong
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    6 years ago
    Yup. Had a similar one, though not much beyond overweight. Starter with “I’m a slut. Fuck any hole you want.” I have to wonder how many of that type are cat-fishing for laughs though.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    It's certainly a possibility. I suspect mine was legit, but I'm not curious enough to confirm that one way or another.
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    Ishmael, the white whale is hunting you.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    I knew that joke would land eventually. It was just a matter of who got there first.
  • rh48hr
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    6 years ago
    Wow ... Just Wow.
  • 4got2wipe
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    6 years ago
    "Ishmael, the white whale is hunting you." Starbuck says "white whale woman = not brilliant!"
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