Would you get lap dances with her?

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JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Body is a 9.5. Very very nice. Just what I most want.

Face is a 6.5. And that’s Mary Janes judgment. For all I know she might be a 5.

Personality is a 2. Really awful. High squeaking voice, can’t carry a conversation, expects a tip for one minute of talking to me.

Would you get a full two way contact lap dance from her? They are $20.

So far the big head, the little head, and Mary Jane are in rare agreement that I will pass. But every time I see her tits I can sense the resolve of the Litte head weakening.

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shadowcat
7 years ago
No. The older I get, the fussier I get.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
"... expects a tip for one minute of talking to me ..."

That is the biggest deterrent for me - if the dance is $20 or less, I'd give her a test-drive - if it's a $25+ dance I may pass.
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hotdog0007
7 years ago
Same as shadowcat
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Lone_Wolf
7 years ago
No. I like pretty face
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chessmaster
7 years ago
Lone +1
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JohnSmith69
7 years ago
Well a redhead stopped by. We are in love.
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Jascoi
7 years ago
1. i’d have to see her in person.
2. if there is chemistry.
3. if attractive and chemistry... onward!
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GACA
7 years ago
If you're in North Carolina I think I know which girl you're talking about :)

And give her face a 6.5 without the Mary Jane, I give her voice a -9 but you're right that body is way fckn hot
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Subraman
7 years ago
Face 6.5 Body 9.5 is a yes, normally. But personality 2, including asking for a tip right away, turns that into a no-brainer no
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lolruned
7 years ago
A body of 9.5 and face of a 6.5 averages out to a an 8 for that dancer.Perhaps you are exaggerating her body score. I wouldn't put the same stock in personality, but a personality score of a 2 is horrible. If you said that was a 5 or a 6 then that would be decent. For me, I would be looking at a personality score of a 7.5+ for me to have any desire to get a LD from an 8
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jackslash
7 years ago
Bad face? Doggy style!
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ppwh
7 years ago
I'll take the 9.5 body. The glow on her face after our time will balance out the rest. Also, she's bummed about who she heard was a rich guy turning her down, so she is craving approval even from a plebe right now. I have that on tap.
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flagooner
7 years ago
No
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
If she’s offering a full extras menu - then I’m in. Maybe she will change her attitude in the back room?

If her attitude is that bad - it can be a real boner killer. Bad faces don’t bother me at all - as clubs are dark - and back rooms can be even darker.
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georgmicrodong
7 years ago
I’m gonna be crude: *every* woman is more beautiful with my dick in her mouth.
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Ironcat
7 years ago
I would suspect that she is an "up-seller" in the VIP room and pass, especially if there are other chioces.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
No.
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
Probably no.

I have an image like fucking Fran Drescher (who is physically hot) and then listening to that horrible nasally voice "ohhhh baaaaby, yeeya, yeeya, ohhh my gawwd". SMH
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Estafador
7 years ago
I like Fran drescher's voice. It's very funny and I bet it's super squeaky in bed lol.

If the girl's attitude is a tip a minute, she can leave.
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GACA
7 years ago
Ok
Well at any rate. Guess because PPCola burnt down, seems like they've gotten pretty laxed up on the north side
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shanny72
7 years ago
Face? My gaze rarely goes above tit level. Voice? Tell her to shut up and get naked.
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max_starr
7 years ago
I'm a face person, you have to have a decent face and eyes...
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flagooner
7 years ago
I'm a sucker for nice elbows.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
I LDK at the sight of armpit bush
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flagooner
7 years ago
LOL
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londonguy
7 years ago
Same as Shadowcat
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