What's your vote on this review?

I promise. That wasn't me.

If for no other reason than it's actually a pretty dismal club...

I think some people are trolling the new review system.

I didn't even get a chance to vote on that one. :)

Apparently he liked the girls.

Shit

"Apparently he liked the girls."

You forgot he had a great time too!

Someone send this guy a publisher.

Had a great time, liked the girls

Bart Simpson at the strip clubs!

This is why we can't have nice things....

Wish the review were at least true and accurate, but the last time Fantasies was great was 2006.

That’s too funny! He’s good at sharing his emotions. Not much detail on the club.

That's a negative Ghostrider......

The pantheon review about lamb chops was pretty bad. Almost as worthless as this one.

My vote? Brilliant!

Joking aside, founder should allow reviews to be moved to a “comedy hall of fame”. Publish the crazy reviews but don’t count them toward anything. Just a section with the comedy gold to laugh at.

this review didn’t make the cut???

Maybe one of his school teachers was one of the dancers and she made him write on the chalkboard.

Unfortunately, you will find that this type of "review" is not uncommon.

Had a terrible time, hate the review. Had a terrible time, hate the review. Had a terrible time, hate the review.