Necrophilia - Crack open a cold one.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…

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  • MackTruck
    7 years ago
    Go fuck a corpse
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    so lets get this straight, SJG would ask, how long was she dead? Was the body still warm? If the answer is yes then this would be okay.
  • BurlingtonHoFactory
    7 years ago
    Damn, they don't mess around in Europe - the newspapers just go right ahead and post pictures of the dead person who got fucked AND the pervert who fucked her!
  • JAprufrock
    7 years ago
    I have little doubt this happens a lot, at morgues all over the world. Old, horny losers who work at these places can have their way with these dead bodies with no fear or recourse.
    Weird part of this story is how they were able to tell she was "violated sexually" after her death and how this guy got nailed. Was he required to submit a semen sample?
  • JAprufrock
    7 years ago
    Reminds me a cartoon in Hustler back in the day. One janitor is fucking the corpse of a young girl on a slab and looks at the janitor next to him, who has his head buried between the legs of another dead girl, and says "You eat them out, too? You're sick!"
  • 4got2wipe
    7 years ago
    Fucking a corpse = not brilliant!
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Ease up there BurlingtonHF! Why call the guy a pervert? That’s a bit harsh. Maybe he just tripped and his penis accidentally penetrated her. Lol - Jk!
  • MackTruck
    7 years ago
    This is retarded
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    I apologize BurlingtonHF. I read the article - and the dude sounds like SJG. So based on that - I agree - he must be a sick pervert!

    On the plus side - that girl could have pulled down some major $$$$ dancing in a US strip club!
  • BurlingtonHoFactory
    7 years ago
    @Cashman1234,

    LOL, I'm sure it was just an honest mistake on his part. I don't remember if I ever mentioned this before, but I briefly interned for a funeral home right after I graduated from high school, and there were definitely a few female corpses who must have been quite attractive in life. Not many, because the majority were over 70 years old at the time of death, but there were a few younger ones. And all I can say is that the very thought of having sex with one of them is simply revolting to me. Most of them were frozen solid when they arrived at the funeral home. To get an idea of how cold they feel, put your hand on the hood of your car when it's been sitting outside overnight in the dead of winter. Second, some of them came in with grotesque contorted facial expressions. Third, the ones that weren't frozen smelled exactly like the dead piglet that they made me dissect in school. If anyone reads this description and thinks "wow, that's sexy!", well, I don't know what to say. I lasted about a week at the funeral home. It definitely wasn't for me.
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    @BurlingtonHF - I’m hoping nobody actually needed to read your details to be discouraged from fucking a corpse. But your depiction doesn’t sound appealing.

    It sounds like working in a funeral home is a job that appeals to very few folks. I think there are families (where I live) who pass the business down from generation to generation.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    I think I'm going to throw up. Excuse me.
  • BurlingtonHoFactory
    7 years ago
    @Cashman1234,

    It's like being a trash collector in a fancy suit. That's how we used to describe it. They handle some really nasty shit. The one good thing about working there is that I think I would have lost a lot of weight over time; a normal person just can't think about food while doing that kind of work. I was always amazed that half of the funeral directors were overweight!
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    BurlingtonHF - you make a good comparison. It’s definitely not a palatable job.

    I’m guessing that over time most funeral directors become more immune to many aspects of the job.

    In my area, I remember that some of the old funeral homes were in large old homes. I think the family would live on the second floor - the first floor was for viewings - and the basement was where they would do the actual work. I thought that would be a very creepy existence - living above the corpses.
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    There are live, willing women out there. I definitely don't understand why men do this.
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