I was surprised to see a couple posters in here say that wearing long golf rain pants is there go to move, when at a strip club. I guess I should have checked to see if they are from Canada or Alaska or some where like that, as I'll always wear loose shorts.
I get the idea that the rain pants are thin, but that doesn't touch the potential action available with shorts. The last two times I've been out to a club, I have a dancer reach up inside my shorts for a little more personal contact, something impossible with long pants, unless the dancer is Stretch Armstrong's sister. I was at a club yesterday, in the VIP, and the girl said "I'm glad you're wearing shorts" and proceeded to reach up my shorts leg and pull out my member, and gave me a couple nice licks.
I guess I'm lucky that I'm in Arizona quite a bit, where you can wear shorts 90% of the time, but I can't see any advantage to anything else.
Agree? Am I missing something?
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Nope. Here in Phoenix, it's shorts season for 10 months. Only way I club. Any way else is a chump's game.
CP
when I strip club, I always go full Scottish and wear a kilt commando.
Forgive my lack of knowledge, but I'm interested in the golf pants. I'm in an area that gets a bit chilly, and finding thin and smooth pants (without a fly) sounds great.
I did a search of golf pants - and they appear to look like actual pants. They must be thin and possibly softer than other pants. I'm just wondering if they are pants or if they are golf rain pants? Thanks
Some of the more " enlightened ones" tell you to come back in shorts the next time. My last visit i wore a button shirt and jeans. So even before she got naked she undid my shirt and unzipped and pulled down my jeans. Then she sat down on the couch with her legs across me. She kept on playing with it with her toes, and then her friend came by and was checking me out, and she said i think he is ready. She immediately jumped up and sat on it and told her friend to leave this was for her.
ross va has it right.
Thanks SirLapDanceAlot. I found them on a few sites, but I will go and try them on before I buy them. I understand your point, as it seems there can be variations in materials that can make things less comfortable at times.
These seem to work well for me, as I am looking for pants that appear to be regular slacks (but offer a smooth LD feel). I appreciate your insight.
Seriously, Costco carries so many mens clothes that are absolutely perfect for clubbing that you'd think their purchasing department hangs out at Hi-Liter. Microfibers FTW!
CP
jizz in pants hasn't been an issue for me for a few decades now. i don't like gettin old.
Many custies don't feel comfortable wearing shorts particularly on nightshift - and in certain areas shorts are not common thus one would stand-out.
I live/SC in Miami and usually dayshift thus 90% of clubbing is commando w/ soft stretchy wide-legged athletic shorts - I don't like anything w/ a zipper but 2 weeks ago went to a UHM dive where having a zipper "was an advantage" as the dancers did not mind me opening the zipper and taking out the cannon (very "easy access")
Chili naked it for the Phoenix area and anyone who rolls in a kilt to the club and they allow it is a boss.
"Nailed it" not naked. Hate auto correct!
i wear khaki pants or shorts
Here in Minnesota, it's gym shorts in the summer. Hides and fur the other nine months.
If you really want pants that are soft and sexy try Tommy Bahama’s silk dress slacks pleated or flat front they run about 135 a pair they look and feel expensive and the girls love them. They also are available seasonally in shorts, I have several pairs but more often I wear a pair of well worn soft from washing, Levi’s blue or black and I’ve never had a complaint.
I don't think I'm ever going to be the guy who buys a specific wardrobe just for strip clubbing.
^^^ me neither.
I haven't made the purchase yet. There are benefits to having a good pair of LD pants.
They are considered sporting goods - so hopefully the guys I play golf with won't notice the stains in the crotch area!
LOL...we all say that.
I personally don't buy anything specifically for strip clubbing, but when I am buying clothes it's definitely something I factor in. All my underwear is either black or dark blue, to blend in better when when the pants come unzipped. Most golf shorts serve double duty as both on course wear and still great for strip clubs (and side pocket zippers keep money/keys safe in VIP while being out the way. Golf polos are large enough to allow a free swing but also to cover up the front of my pants when I'm getting worked on up there, plus the majority are also dark to help mask any stray fluid.
I never wear wear gym pants, sweats, go commando or anything else that marks me as an obvious perv. I mean, I am most definitely a perv when it comes to strip clubs, but no need to advertise that fact while I walk in or am sitting down. You can look decent and still get your lap and grind on.
CP
I don't wear jeans or canvas work pants. For me, that's the extent of it.
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