Juice vs Jackie the story behind the story
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
OK so this story starts some time four years ago I believe maybe three but I'm thinking four lol...anyways this is back when juice just got dumped from his stripper GF and since she and my X wife took all my Grocery store money I was broke and homeless..to make matters worse I got fired from my job.
So I'm basically without a vehicle and riding the public bus since its only $20 for the month. This is also back when I literally had no money so I filled for government food card aka EBT in my area code. I then started doing day labour were I got paid $40 for eight hours of light construction.
I was sleeping in the streets, homeless shelter, the hood, couch surfing and what ever I could to get back on my feet.
Lack of money so not much clubbing I use my cheap $50 Android to use pof aka plenty of fish to find free meals and sex and maybe a place to sleep.
This is around the time I was posting about being a gigolo and what it might take to do so..well I tried it lol.
I found a fat bitch with some decent cash and such. She literally feed me, helped me get a job at my local goodwill retail store as a full time cashier making 8 per hour. She even helped me get my van..all I had to do was sexually satisfied her.
I ate pussy and fucked her until I paid my van off in full then I stopped sleeping with her and treating her like Shit...I was always good to her kid though...biggest lesson for me is to never get kids involved..the only thing I feel bad about is hurting that little Girl.
Once I got sloppy she found me out at strip clubs and on tuscl...then I bolted and lived in the van
Then she started with the jaysex shit and blowing up the board with my pictures and so on
I was paranoid not of her but her father because he was one of the local top ranking sheriff in town and I felt like he was out yo get my ass
Thus I quite my job and vanish into the mountains to camp out and lay low until shit smoothed over
Next chapter I become a temp at my current job get hired on then get a promotion..boom was like I hit the lottery...on top of that I got better with handling money...moved out of my van and into a stable living situation
Feel free to ask questions..I will answer best I can
Yes I'm a piece of Shit for using a women to my gain...it got me off the streets and into the spot I'm in now...I'm a survivor at any cost.
So I'm basically without a vehicle and riding the public bus since its only $20 for the month. This is also back when I literally had no money so I filled for government food card aka EBT in my area code. I then started doing day labour were I got paid $40 for eight hours of light construction.
I was sleeping in the streets, homeless shelter, the hood, couch surfing and what ever I could to get back on my feet.
Lack of money so not much clubbing I use my cheap $50 Android to use pof aka plenty of fish to find free meals and sex and maybe a place to sleep.
This is around the time I was posting about being a gigolo and what it might take to do so..well I tried it lol.
I found a fat bitch with some decent cash and such. She literally feed me, helped me get a job at my local goodwill retail store as a full time cashier making 8 per hour. She even helped me get my van..all I had to do was sexually satisfied her.
I ate pussy and fucked her until I paid my van off in full then I stopped sleeping with her and treating her like Shit...I was always good to her kid though...biggest lesson for me is to never get kids involved..the only thing I feel bad about is hurting that little Girl.
Once I got sloppy she found me out at strip clubs and on tuscl...then I bolted and lived in the van
Then she started with the jaysex shit and blowing up the board with my pictures and so on
I was paranoid not of her but her father because he was one of the local top ranking sheriff in town and I felt like he was out yo get my ass
Thus I quite my job and vanish into the mountains to camp out and lay low until shit smoothed over
Next chapter I become a temp at my current job get hired on then get a promotion..boom was like I hit the lottery...on top of that I got better with handling money...moved out of my van and into a stable living situation
Feel free to ask questions..I will answer best I can
Yes I'm a piece of Shit for using a women to my gain...it got me off the streets and into the spot I'm in now...I'm a survivor at any cost.
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I was in the shady park near Tupelo Honey, and s young homeless guy was begging for bus money so he could get back home to Florida. That was his story for me to give him some $$$. He never changed his story since the previous time I saw him, which was 2 months earlier.
I said, "You still haven't got that bus money yet? You told me two months ago you needed $60 to get home and I gave you $5 then. How long is it going to take you to get $60?"
The kid just laughed and asked if I could give $1. True story! I told him to get th fuck outta here, and my woman got mad at me for talking to him like that. Lol!
i hear you’ll get more sympathy and more money if you pretend to be a war veteran. just sayin’
Meat asheville is a hot spot for traveling homeless people in America...you can't starve in asheville..churches feed every day and it's all like a banquet...all you got yo do is attend church...that's one hell of a deal
No I never begged for money...got to much pride and hustle...I stole merchandise and sold it on Craigslist, I fucked fat bitches for feed and a bed to sleep in...I even started a cigarette business at one of the day shelters...I rolled and sold them for fifteen cents a pop...sold one hot cakes
But I don't believe a word of it.
warhawks may not believe it, but I find your story more plausible than most of rickdugan's stories, so I believe you!
Which is it? Did Jackie believe that Vaseline is somehow less brilliant than aloe lotion?
Feel free to write your answer in crayon, photograph the answer, and post on Instagram!
But please don't post any pictures of the jizz rag!
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Vaseline-Inte…
John I don't think you want to see that lol
Forgot thanks
Does he panhandle his handle when not?
Does he spare change his underwear?
People think we're just friends,
But we're really dirty sex men."
Coming out of the dumpster - To openly admit your hobosexuality
Choo Choo Poo Poo (aka Running a Train on Da Train) - An anal sex gang bang from several hobos whilst hitching a ride on an open train car
Jackpot Panhandle - Two hobos holding their panhandle cups out for the other whilst each one jerks off into the other's cup. Upon completion, they give a toast, touch cups, and drink up!
Safe Sex - Using the brown paper bag from your 40 oz. as a condom
GY Jelly - Any type of gutter slime used as a sex lubricant.
Shanty Club - A strip club for hobos, consisting of plywood and corrugated tin for the structure, an upside down trash can as the stage, milk crates for seats, and a dirty mattress for the "VIP" area. Music provided by juicebox doing his live human beat box routine.