OT: Rocketman!

9/20/2017 4:58:18 AM

I don't get why Trump is trying to insult Kim Jung-un by calling him "Rocketman" because I would consider it aces to be called "Rocketman"

This thread is intended to be narrow and not at all political. I'm just saying that "Rocketman" is a complement. "Captain Badhair" would be an insult. "The chubby kid compensating for a tiny dick" would be an insult but it is too long for Twitter. "Rocketman" is not an insult!

If I was Kim Jung-un I'd instruct my foreign minister to give a short speech that says "Our leader Kim Jung-un would like to thank President Tinyhands for recognizing his greatness and calling him Rocketman. He finds the name to be brilliant."

Then again, trolling that could lead to nuclear war = not brilliant!

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Cashman1234

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7 years ago

You make a good point. Trump's nickname for that NK nut should be more insulting. Rocket man is kinda cool - which defeats the point.

I guess calling him "crazy overcompensating fatty with a chipmunk sized penis" is too graphic (and a bit long) for the mainstream.

Tiredtraveler

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7 years ago

Hillary sucking his micro dick between the folds of fat, Obama's give billions to buy off the crazies and Dennis Rodman stoking his ego did not work. Maybe someone who does not know democratic "diplomacy"(aka letting the world butt fuck us)

Call.Me.Ishmael

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7 years ago

"This thread is intended to be narrow and not at all political."

Good luck with that.

mark94

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7 years ago

Like all dictators, Kim stays in power by projecting an image of being invincible within his country. If those around him ever perceive him as weak, they will take him out themselves. Calling him Rocketman at the UNGA is a sufficient insult to cause him trouble back home.

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

^^ it didn't take long... it's already off the rocket man topic!

flagooner

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7 years ago

I say stop tweeting and sanction a hit.

RandomMember

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7 years ago

"sanction a hit."
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Why not deport @Mark93 and send him to N Korea to punish Kim?

RandomMember

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7 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlw1wpwo…

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

Rather than a sanctioned hit on rocket man - I'd propose we send SJG over to impart some of his wisdom. I'd say after an hour of being locked in a room with SJG - we'd have rocket man begging for a knife, gun or rope - to kill himself!

ppwh

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7 years ago

You never know. It could be like a Dennis Rodman thing and SJG's church would become the state religion of North Korea. NK's resources would then be diverted away from its nuclear program to build clubhouses throughout the country and a fleet of shuttle vans, thus saving the world from nuclear holocaust.

Of course, the shuttle vans will be optional since a church member will be able to just walk down to their nearest club house and the women will be all over him and won't let up until getting his load. Then, after he has rested for a bit, another one will be on him.

Clubber

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7 years ago

Well, it's up to Rocketman, Captain Badhair, The chubby kid compensating for a tiny dick, crazy overcompensating fatty with a chipmunk sized penis, to decide his and his "country's" fate.

skibum609

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7 years ago

Rocketman seems to be derogatory. No idea why anyone would consider it a compliment or cool.

DoctorPhil

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7 years ago

i’m shocked! zipperhead doesn’t get it in another one of his non-political political threads. as surprising as the sun coming up in the morning

shadowcat

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7 years ago

Anybody notice that the fat kid with the weird haircut also seems to still have his baby teeth?

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

^^ lol! That's funny -

MrBater2010

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7 years ago

Trump reminds me of an internet troll that is bad ass until he is out in public.
The whole N.K. and Trump thing could just be solved by them doing the pissing contest.

I think it is funny we are trying to get China involved when the USA sold Twain a couple shit loads of military hardware.

skibum609

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7 years ago

It is in China's best interests to rein in North Korea, because when the war comes they are going to have to shoot 25 million civilians trying to get out. The next step is obvious: North Korea launches a missile and a Patriot missile takes it out. Its time we had a true live fire missile defense test.

Dominic77

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7 years ago

4got,

I think rocket man is an appropriate burn for the leader of NK. For two reasons:

/1. The name comes from the 1970s, which Kim being x-ennial might fully comprehend the whole punchline. He 1970s were a time when space become mundane and no longer special (like Apollo, Gemini, and Mercury projects). So in a way it turns Kim from something special (1960s) to something non special (1970s).

/2. To refer to Kim as something other than his full and proper title:

CHAIRMAN OF THE WORKERS' PARTY OF KOREA AND SUPREME LEADER OF THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA KIM JONG-UN.

Is probably disrespectful enough. He's a powerful figure in a NK.

twentyfive

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7 years ago

Who cares I call him Hung Young Fat !

san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

Deleuze and Guattari say that dictators are always suicidal.

SJG

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

4got, let's remember we are talking about Trump. :)