Furry strippers

5/2/2017 4:34:15 PM

/rant
Went to my mediocre overpriced NYC club tonight for a few hours. Got 8 dances total with three different dancers. Much to my disappointment, ALL THREE were sporting either leg stubble, armpit stubble, or g-string escapees. One had a duo. What. The. Fuck. Is this a horrible trend happening? Do I need to show up at the club with a Gillette? One of them even got Lady speedstick on my shirt. Ugh.

A man in 2017 should not have to endure such things.

/end rant

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gammanu95

Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?

8 years ago

That's just your toxic masculinity. Your male privilege. Shame on you.

LOL

we know all know those concepts are bullshit. Pick up a razor, you nasty bitches!

Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

8 years ago

May be something in the water in NYC - or it's an Eastern Euro thing/trait

ATACdawg

Unfortunately, the bastard is rehired😪

8 years ago

Maybe it's just five o'clock shadow after a long shift. ;-)

lopaw

California

8 years ago

Lol I don't give a shit about stuff like that.
You don't like it move on to someone else. If that hairy chick is hot and HM she won't be hurting for business. To each their own.

rane1234

Texas

8 years ago

Helps me take in the musk, no problem.

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

8 years ago

I like stubble around her pussy, but everything else needs to be perfectly and completely shaved. I want her completely smooth. Or I'll move on to another stripper. No fuzzy strippers.

gammanu95

Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?

8 years ago

I like neatly maintained V's and landing strips - but if it's long enough to have some g-string escapees, then it's too long. I'm not down there to floss.

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