Am i clubbing at clubs with to much class and not enough ass ?
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
The typical definition or description of the clubs have been patron for years are as below
#1 dancers are 90% white with the other 10% being a small minority such as AA or Asian or maybe a Latin.
#2 ages of dancers are 18-30 with one or two dancers needing to retire at age 40.
#3 mileage is usually one way or two way never any extras offered ITC. If OTC is arranged I've never seen a price lower than $500 usually they shoot for $1,000
#4 dancers range in looks from 6-9 with 7and 8 being the normal. Maybe one 10 and one 5 but that's typically it.
#5 lap dance prices are $20-$30 in range with VIP rooms costing $300 for 30 min on average.
#6 bouncers and cameras are used in the clubs especially in the VIP rooms.
#7 bath room troll may or may not be their and parking may or may not be valet just depends on the times you show up and days
#8 dress code but normally not inforced but at times do get inforced.
I'm sure theirs more I can say but did I start off in higher end clubs and just haven't known any better ?
After years of being on the board and getting others stories and experience then reading their reviews and exchanging PMs am I waking up and realizing that others are having the success their having because their going to clubs not as classy as the ones I have been going to ?
Is this why most of you keep telling me I'm crazy for thinking about dropping $500 and up ITC or OTC ??? Y'all know theirs better and cheaper out their....
Was I blind and know I see ?
#1 dancers are 90% white with the other 10% being a small minority such as AA or Asian or maybe a Latin.
#2 ages of dancers are 18-30 with one or two dancers needing to retire at age 40.
#3 mileage is usually one way or two way never any extras offered ITC. If OTC is arranged I've never seen a price lower than $500 usually they shoot for $1,000
#4 dancers range in looks from 6-9 with 7and 8 being the normal. Maybe one 10 and one 5 but that's typically it.
#5 lap dance prices are $20-$30 in range with VIP rooms costing $300 for 30 min on average.
#6 bouncers and cameras are used in the clubs especially in the VIP rooms.
#7 bath room troll may or may not be their and parking may or may not be valet just depends on the times you show up and days
#8 dress code but normally not inforced but at times do get inforced.
I'm sure theirs more I can say but did I start off in higher end clubs and just haven't known any better ?
After years of being on the board and getting others stories and experience then reading their reviews and exchanging PMs am I waking up and realizing that others are having the success their having because their going to clubs not as classy as the ones I have been going to ?
Is this why most of you keep telling me I'm crazy for thinking about dropping $500 and up ITC or OTC ??? Y'all know theirs better and cheaper out their....
Was I blind and know I see ?
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Have I been learning strip club habits of men with five times my income ?
Have I failed because these girls can tell I don't have the true cash to OTC with them ???
Should I fake it until I make it ? And keep up appearances ???
Or should I accept my class and start going to dive bars ?
Want the quality suffer ?
Isn't drugs and blood related issues with cheap sex an issue ?
Am I in over my head and just know noticed ?
Is their help for me or is it to late ?
Has Crazy Joe PMed me 789 days in a row and I'm just know starting to crack ?
Y is it a $1,000 in NC gets me sex with a hot stripper around 7-8 and in Atlanta $1,000 would get me a 9-10 ?
The answer to your question is: Yes.
Bud Light Lime, Juice lives in the fanciest trailer in the park.
Clearly, you have to implement The System. Clubbing without your white three-piece suit will immediately mark you as a poser to all the women in the club. ;-)
Q. How do you break a North Carolina stripper's finger?
A. Punch her in the nose.
Q. Why do North Carolina strippers smell so bad?
A. So blind customers can be disgusted by them too.
Q. What do you have when 32 North Carolina strippers get on stage?
A. A full set of teeth.
Go to Atlanta! ;)
From my experience it's usually the lesser or dive SC that you can get FS, etc, but the girls aren't really hot, they are usually in the 3-6 range. I have a couple in my town but I stay away from those places.
I'm not saying it can't happen but it's rare to get FS from an A-level club. It's doesn't really happen because the girls don't want to do that and their probably satisfied with the money they make there without crossing that line.
Forgot lol
Atack lol
Warhawak lol
Gunrack as with everything I do I'm being serious and a lil trollish
Thank you for your honest response and I agree with your wisdom
I believe it's something I'm starting to wake up to
The clubs local to me (1 hour radius) suck so I don't even bother going to them. When I'm out on the road I make it count stopping only at the clubs I know are good.
Backpage is almost vacant though since the city police cracked down on it. The clubs are outside their jurisdiction in surrounding towns so most of the activity is there. Sex is always for sale wherever you are at, you just have to find the marketplace where it is most sold.
The hot/popular girls at the club I go to will only give a HJ at most in the private room downstairs. Seriously for ($160,$300,$425) to get a hand job is expensive when I can jerk myself off for free. But if that is your thing there is no problem with that. And you have to keep things in perspective too, strip clubs aren't brothels or whore houses. Its unrealistic to expect to get laid or get a BJ at a nice strip joint.
When I go to the club my intention is to suck on my favorite dancer titties and get a nice buzz from the drinks. And those are my expectations.
When you hear of regular patrons(non-celebrity or a rich guy) bragging/talking about getting FS from a dancer, I'm 90% certain it is from a c-level strip club and the girls are in the 3-6s in looks.
Lots of good points are made
As long as I can find a soft 6 or a hard 7 to fuck in a dive club for $200 or less with $5-$10 dances in the front room in all in
I'm pretty new to this but I agree that sex with 6 or lower seems pretty easy in a lot of dive clubs. Meanwhile, finding any 7 or better in these same clubs can be tough and if you do, they are often "top dog" and much less eager to please. However, a bj from a 6 can be way better than angry looks from your 8 wife.
You yes, raunchier clubs.
Here where I am, this is the Mexican Bar underground.
But we see people talking about extreme clubs other places, like this Follies.
So I don't really know where you are, but there must be better set ups somewhere closer to you than follies.
And then there is OTC.
SJG
Revelation #1: There IS sex in the champagne room.
Revelation #2: . . . Just not on my budget or with chicks I find attractive.
You are on the right track now. Don't waste your money in the high priced low mileage clubs.
@Gunrack, in regards to your last paragraph above.... you've never been to Detroit area clubs have you?
(Or Follies, from what I've heard from Shadow) ;)