What if the hook-up ads were real.....

What if I've already won $1 million from Publishers Clearinghouse?

Shit

Jack, I saw the van pull up in front of your house. CONGRATULATIONS !!! LOL

Those hook up ads are from real people, and I just won the Powerball. :)

They are real, I've been fucking 10s from my neighborhood 24 hours a day since I clicked on the link a couple days ago. The only reason I'm here posting is I had to take a break to give my dick a few minutes rest. LOL

I never new that there were so many 10s within walking distance wanting to get fucked no strings, by strangers!

What if Juice was real

I won the powerball too! I never bought a ticket even

The powerball girl fondles my balls daily.

And Joe's mom fondles my balls daily

Lol...I think some times you guys just make Shit up...lol

All those 10s from Tinder have been blowing up my phone asking, no, demanding for me to have sex with them without even wanting to buy me dinner first! The first fifty or so were kind of fun, but now I'm starting to feel a bit used.....