paying a stripper to watch me jerk off in the vip

No thanks.

What are you Bavarian?

No

juice you know damn good and well you got no money lol faggot

follow me on youtube youtu.be

You might as well get a cam girl.

Juice, the other night your mom jerked me off, gave me one of your Four Lokos, picked up a Church's Chicken 8 piece dark meat her way over, washed my clothes and gave me $50 when she left. Now who's getting the better deal?

juices mom is a damn good lady. she picked me up for church one sunday and after service she blow me in the confessional booth. then took me out to long john silvers for the fish n more platter

Really not funny

"juices mom is a damn good lady. she picked me up for church one sunday and after service she blow me in the confessional booth. then took me out to long john silvers for the fish n more platter"

WTF!!!!! and I thought Juice's mom was only playing with my wang, guess she's a hoe!!!!!

I don't master bait....did I spell that right? (I really don't though)

There's an old joke

"98 percent of men masturbate and the other 2 percent are lying"

I read of a recent study that reported about 61 percent of men and 38 percent of women said they masturbated in the past year. The figure for women I can believe. But the percentage for men seems a bit low

Extremely low

youtu.be

Low

Rosie is a good hand.

Em. So it's legal right?

And people say I overpay strippers.

Well they used to have lots of these behind glass places, like the SF Lusty Lady. Often that was what the guys wanted, for the girl to watch them jerk off.

SJG

Jazz Funk youtube.com

I'm game!

I had a dancer at Pandora's in Seattle a few years ago tell me I could "take it out and take care of myself for an extra fee" umm I can do that at home so I declined.

when a girl jerks tries to jerk me off I just simply tell her... thats nice. butt I can do that myself. give me something more.

-->"cost me about $100 and some change but its a treat I just really get off on

how about you sick bastards" -->

Juice, I've read your post carefully and am pretty sure I'm picking up what you're laying down.

Sure, I'll take $100 to watch you jerk off in the VIP. My only rule is, you have to promise not to break eye contact.

Actually my experience along that line was disappointing. I didn't pay her for that though. At a dancers home one evening she asked me to whip it out. I did. After a little bit she wanted me to stroke it. She started looking at me funny. Looked slightly scared. Said I must be half black. Then told me I was doing it all wrong and didn't know how to do it right. I had to do it the way she wanted but she didn't lend a hand. I thought about stopping but she told me if you take it out, you have to use it. One of her rules. If I had thought about that rule a little bit, I might have visited her a bit more.