A funny (but short) story
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I'm on a trip with the DS.
We are on an organized outing with a few other couples.
A married couple, late 50s, keeps looking at us. The woman with disdain and judgment in her eyes, the guy with lust in his eyes. We've seen this many times in our relationship so it's nothing new.
During a break, the wife approaches and makes small talk. Then she asks what our relationship is.
The DS says three words without hesitation: "we're sexual partners."
The husband looses it. He's laughing so hard he has to turn away and bury his face in his hands to try and stop laughing.
The wife says nothing and turns away in disgust.
Strangely, we didn't talk to them the rest of the trip.
I love this girl's attitude.
We are on an organized outing with a few other couples.
A married couple, late 50s, keeps looking at us. The woman with disdain and judgment in her eyes, the guy with lust in his eyes. We've seen this many times in our relationship so it's nothing new.
During a break, the wife approaches and makes small talk. Then she asks what our relationship is.
The DS says three words without hesitation: "we're sexual partners."
The husband looses it. He's laughing so hard he has to turn away and bury his face in his hands to try and stop laughing.
The wife says nothing and turns away in disgust.
Strangely, we didn't talk to them the rest of the trip.
I love this girl's attitude.
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SJG
Bar is not that conservative of a place.
"We are on an organized outing with a few other couples. " Probably much more conservative.
SJG
SJG
But it was also he who was divorced. The others, astronauts? were all still married.
It all cuts different ways.
SJG
DS should answer “I fuck the shit out of him”
But John I have to wonder what kind of an organized tour both you and DS would be interested in enough to join up?
None of my business, just curious.
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Of course "he pays me for sex" would of been more honest, but the married couple new the score, anyway.
::facepalm::
DS answers - “this” - and gets on her knees – opens JS's zipper; and sucks his dick – and then asks the old hag's hubby if he would like some also
:)
I like that rockstar.
SJG
It kind of makes me laugh that the woman even asked! What kind of answer was she expecting? I don't mean this in a bad way but when I see a pairing like that I feel like it's pretty clear what's going on...and also clear that it's not anyone else's business. DS should have said she's your former stepdaughter now girlfriend....and watched their jaws drop to the floor.
One time I was out for dinner at a very fancy place with my ex and he gave the waitress his black card to pay for the bill and she handed it back saying "here's this back, im sure she'll need it" and winked at me jokingly. I reached across the table and petted his hand and said "of course daddy" (very obvious he was not my father) and gave her a big smile--no shopping that day though, just back to the condo for 4 hours of under the sheets fun :-)
Assumptions can be silly