If a dancer asked you for $5000, what would you do?
A). Give it to her in person
B). Give it to her in the club
C). Save time, and give it to her boyfriend
D). Negotiate a better deal with her drug dealer.
What's a good break the ice question to ask a PL since I get the idea that most don't like the first words out od a dancers mouth to be "wanna dance"? I've been asking guys what they do and gotten a lot of funny looks. What's a better question?
A: Dougster is a good guy! rickdugan is a sociopath and deserves a little shit! Dougster probably spends more time on that than he needs too, but to each his own!
Does SJG drink gravy at meals?
A: Not sure, but I'd love to hear what san_jose_guy has to say about the topic! He's good people too! Just brilliant! :)
Whose Jackie?
A: Isn't that Juice or zipperhead or something like that?
Was jerikson really a stripper web dancer?
A: Don't know!
Will I ever get a lap dance from Diva?
A: Prospects look dim!
What new sex act should I try with the DS (no anal)?
A: Do rimjobs count as anal? I wouldn't think so, so ask her for a rimjob! But remember2wipe!
If the trolls are 96% of all posters, then not feeding the trolls would mean not posting anything.
I don't consider Dougster a troll. I consider him just to be very persistent.
Always updating us on some poster called Ricky something and his system.
I'm sure Dougster misses Alucard. Alucard was a glutton for verbal punishment. I always wondered if Alucard secretly liked it.
Don't know. With most of the people on here who I don't like can think of one redeeming factor: RickyBoy is funny; mostly it's inadvertent and because of what a dipshit ass-clown he is, but sometimes it's because he is trying to be; jestie214 doesn't have much redeeming about him, but is young enough that one day he might snap out of his "fuck everything!" world-view; stevie-girl was super-dumb but he could quote song lyrics like a mother-fucker. Alucard??? Can't think of anything good to say about him. Even though he is dead and, apparently, that makes people come up with good things about you.
I guess if he was here there would be a greater diversity of people for me to make fun of, so I do miss that.
@Diva: What works for me is something completely out of context, but clever. Like, "My last customer said he thought 'Dumb And Dumber' was his favorite movie, so I dumped him for you." Or, " Hi! I might be your next ex-wife!" Or, "Is 'In Through The Out Door' even a real Led Zeppelin album, or is it just a studio effort?"
Basically, ignore your a stripper in a club and pretend you're interviewing a celebrity for a published article.
lol. I didn't say Dougster liked Alucard, just that he probably missed him.
I miss his pm's talking about all the a..holes on here.
I didn't agree with him either on too much.
He was entertaining so I miss that.
How much money do I have to loan (never repaid of course) a dancer before she realizes I'm a great guy that really cares for her and falls in love with me? This, despite being a middle aged fugly dude the same age as her father.
Oh, another one... When a stripper says "I'll be right back", how long should I sit and stare at her barely touched $10 mixed drink before I accept that she won't be "right back"?
"How much money do I have to loan (never repaid of course) a dancer before she realizes I'm a great guy that really cares for her and falls in love with me? This, despite being a middle aged fugly dude the same age as her father."
I don't think you have that much money!
But I bet she'll pretend to be in love with you for $300 - $1K per hour (cost will depend on your location and her appearance). My advice is to do something brilliant with her during the hour she's "in love with you"!
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A). Give it to her in person
B). Give it to her in the club
C). Save time, and give it to her boyfriend
D). Negotiate a better deal with her drug dealer.
I thank u fagg on me
Does SJG drink gravy at meals?
Whose Jackie?
Was jerikson really a stripper web dancer?
Will I ever get a lap dance from Diva?
What new sex act should I try with the DS (no anal)?
What's your favorite Hillary Clinton joke?
You can't say PL
that's a rules violation
Does Dougster have a heart?
A: Dougster is a good guy! rickdugan is a sociopath and deserves a little shit! Dougster probably spends more time on that than he needs too, but to each his own!
Does SJG drink gravy at meals?
A: Not sure, but I'd love to hear what san_jose_guy has to say about the topic! He's good people too! Just brilliant! :)
Whose Jackie?
A: Isn't that Juice or zipperhead or something like that?
Was jerikson really a stripper web dancer?
A: Don't know!
Will I ever get a lap dance from Diva?
A: Prospects look dim!
What new sex act should I try with the DS (no anal)?
A: Do rimjobs count as anal? I wouldn't think so, so ask her for a rimjob! But remember2wipe!
What's your favorite Hillary Clinton joke?
A: Hillary walks into a room...
Funny.
Unfortunately, I know all the answers to the original PL question. :). So the game would be rigged.
Of course you don't have to stay.
I don't consider Dougster a troll. I consider him just to be very persistent.
Always updating us on some poster called Ricky something and his system.
I'm sure Dougster misses Alucard. Alucard was a glutton for verbal punishment. I always wondered if Alucard secretly liked it.
Don't know. With most of the people on here who I don't like can think of one redeeming factor: RickyBoy is funny; mostly it's inadvertent and because of what a dipshit ass-clown he is, but sometimes it's because he is trying to be; jestie214 doesn't have much redeeming about him, but is young enough that one day he might snap out of his "fuck everything!" world-view; stevie-girl was super-dumb but he could quote song lyrics like a mother-fucker. Alucard??? Can't think of anything good to say about him. Even though he is dead and, apparently, that makes people come up with good things about you.
I guess if he was here there would be a greater diversity of people for me to make fun of, so I do miss that.
Basically, ignore your a stripper in a club and pretend you're interviewing a celebrity for a published article.
I miss his pm's talking about all the a..holes on here.
I didn't agree with him either on too much.
He was entertaining so I miss that.
How much money do I have to loan (never repaid of course) a dancer before she realizes I'm a great guy that really cares for her and falls in love with me? This, despite being a middle aged fugly dude the same age as her father.
I don't think you have that much money!
But I bet she'll pretend to be in love with you for $300 - $1K per hour (cost will depend on your location and her appearance). My advice is to do something brilliant with her during the hour she's "in love with you"!