My College friend's Strip Club Funding Method

Shit. I have been giving away sperm for free.

^^^ This.

It's surprisingly hard to donate sperm. You need to live near a major bank

I was just about to say, I had heard sperm donation wasn't as easy as one would think. Plus, I thought that, because prospective mothers were fairly particular about who they got for a "father," they were also pretty particular about who they got for donors.

You occasionally see it in TV shows that they explain, "This is from a 32-year-old New York City banker," or whatever. You don't usually hear, "This is from a 20-year-old college junior who likes to use the money to visit strip clubs."

Assuming my buddy was only being honest about the plasma, that still is a decent cash flow for a college student. I think he said that from plasma alone he was bringing in almost $80 a week. Heck I could people with full time jobs doing it, single or married.

$80 is nice college student cash but will last about 20 min. worth of fun in a club.

Just think of all the perverts would be produced if we TUSCLers started doing this.

I think the problem here is one of timing. Sperm donations are made at the club, not before the club.

Here's a funny thought. If SJG made a donation to a sperm bank, what would his bio say. I might write that the next time I get high.

@rockstar666 You're thinking too small. $80 a week in a four week period = $320 a month. That's a pretty decent amount for someone who frequents 1 or 2 times a month.

I had problems with women using my sperm until I took "sometimes forgets to wipe!" out of my bio! Now my bio says "always has a clean crack!" and the 4got yogurt is selling like hot cakes! It's brilliant!

(Just kidding on the above! Never donated semen and I've never donated blood for money, just during blood drives! Blood drives are brilliant because the can save lives!)