My College friend's Strip Club Funding Method

12 comments

• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  Shit. I have been giving away sperm for free.
• slickwilliam

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  10 years ago

  ^^^ This.
• JamesSD

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  10 years ago

  It's surprisingly hard to donate sperm. You need to live near a major bank
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  I was just about to say, I had heard sperm donation wasn't as easy as one would think. Plus, I thought that, because prospective mothers were fairly particular about who they got for a "father," they were also pretty particular about who they got for donors.
  
  You occasionally see it in TV shows that they explain, "This is from a 32-year-old New York City banker," or whatever. You don't usually hear, "This is from a 20-year-old college junior who likes to use the money to visit strip clubs."
• chukko

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  10 years ago

  Assuming my buddy was only being honest about the plasma, that still is a decent cash flow for a college student. I think he said that from plasma alone he was bringing in almost $80 a week. Heck I could people with full time jobs doing it, single or married.
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  $80 is nice college student cash but will last about 20 min. worth of fun in a club.
• ididthisonce

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  10 years ago

  Just think of all the perverts would be produced if we TUSCLers started doing this.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  I think the problem here is one of timing. Sperm donations are made at the club, not before the club.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Here's a funny thought. If SJG made a donation to a sperm bank, what would his bio say. I might write that the next time I get high.
• chukko

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  10 years ago

  @rockstar666 You're thinking too small. $80 a week in a four week period = $320 a month. That's a pretty decent amount for someone who frequents 1 or 2 times a month.
• 4got2wipe

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  10 years ago

  I had problems with women using my sperm until I took "sometimes forgets to wipe!" out of my bio! Now my bio says "always has a clean crack!" and the 4got yogurt is selling like hot cakes! It's brilliant!
• 4got2wipe

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  10 years ago

  (Just kidding on the above! Never donated semen and I've never donated blood for money, just during blood drives! Blood drives are brilliant because the can save lives!)