Looks too tight. The pants are jeans. The design is not only horrible looking, but also a distinguished look. So if anybody you encounter has ever seen that design of pants they'll instantly know how much of a creepy perv you really are. Don't get me wrong. It is a great concept and I even thought about installing some type of zipper or Velcro system in my strip club pants, but this is more about marketing. These pants are better in concept than in practice. The pants should look like normal fashioned jeans, slacks, shorts, etc and just have the easy access pockets.
If my jeans were that low on my crotch I wouldn't need a button fly hatch for access. She could just stick her hand down the front. It is only an inch to glory.
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Those have follies written all over them.
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Never wear jeans to a club -- especially butt ugly ones
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Gives new meaning to pick pockets!
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Why couldn't they have put this style of pocket into a nice soft pair of black dress slacks instead of such a hideous pair of jeans?
Maybe a button in the pocket instead of a zipper to avoid any potential injuries as well.
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A few flaws yes, but inherently brilliant!
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Looks too tight. The pants are jeans. The design is not only horrible looking, but also a distinguished look. So if anybody you encounter has ever seen that design of pants they'll instantly know how much of a creepy perv you really are. Don't get me wrong. It is a great concept and I even thought about installing some type of zipper or Velcro system in my strip club pants, but this is more about marketing. These pants are better in concept than in practice. The pants should look like normal fashioned jeans, slacks, shorts, etc and just have the easy access pockets.
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I have thought about just cutting a pocket out of a pair of pants but I need all of my pockets so I just wear shorts and go commando.
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Damn fashion statement!
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Golf rain pants seem to have these access zippers as well and are much better for the hobbiest.
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Nah! Should be a picture of some fugly dude wearing gym shorts cammando with a wife beater t-shirt on.
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Besides that they are jeans and all the buttons the angle would be all wrong for the stripper.
And I'm not sure the difference between her putting her hand deep in ur front pocket with deep in ur zipper area.
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If my jeans were that low on my crotch I wouldn't need a button fly hatch for access. She could just stick her hand down the front. It is only an inch to glory.
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Love the idea, hate the style
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Hmmm... concept understandable; execution leaves a heap to be desired and the look is just a NoGo for me.
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