I Changed My Mind... (Last Post for a Bit)

I had a near religious ephinany just a few minutes ago. I now conclude that nearly every opinion I ever had regarding strippers was wrong. I apologize for making such erroneous claims in the past. In particular I now conclude the following and publically state them as my official positions for the record: a) Strippers are no more prone to drug or alcohol addictions than other girls their age b) Strippers are no more likely to be single mothers than other girls their age c) If you were to measure stripper's IQs you would surely find the same average and standard deviation as the general population d) Strippers are slightly more likely to be in school than other girls their age. This makes logical sense, b/c if they are stripping it's likely just a harmless way to pay tuition e) Strippers are not trying to make an easy buck by trying to sucker people. They are into working hard, but honestly, trying to give customers value for their money. That's how they want to get ahead. f) Strippers have big, altruistic career plans for when they are done stripping. g) Strippers treat their customers with the greatest respect knowing that is a cardinal rule for success in business. h) Strippers personalities are nearly as attractive as their bodies (on average). i) Strippers who make good money probably did not have to run scams or do extras: It was mostly due to their outstanding personalities. j) If a stripper detects that a customer is starting to desire a friendship or other OTC relatinoship with her but she does not wish one with him, she will just be honest with him even if it may mean some loss of money as opposed to leading him on or leaving him wonder. She will do her best to be honest for the start so that such awkward situations never develop in the first place. k) Strippers almost never lie, scam or steal. In fact they look down upon these activites and will take decisive action with management to correct it if they think it is happening in the club. In fact they will even pass up oppurtunities for personal gain if it would involve dishonesty. Money isn't everything to them. l) Strippers rarely have had a history of troubles with the law. m) Strippers tend to come from good families. If not they are still inherently good people trying to work through issues but always guided by the principle of doing no harm to others. n) Strippers are (rightfully) proud of the work they do. They understand that they contribute a valuable service to society: namely to keep PLs from staying at home and jerking off to porn movies since everyone knows how immoral masturbation is, right? Not sure how I missed all of this so long. As I say it is all clear to me now. If I post in the future (doubtful) it will be to worship strippers as the angels Yoda correctly beleives them to be! Have a nice day, see you in few months, David S.