What if your sexy neighbor was a stripper?

9 comments

• casualguy

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  19 years ago

  It's highly unlikely I know anyone where I live who is a stripper. I think I'm in a dead zone for strip clubs and it's an hour's drive to the closest one. I would actually prefer a little more distance between me and my neighbors. I don't like to be woken up when my neighbor is playing her music too loud or visitors motorcycles are too noisy. However I try to stay on good behavior with my neighbors, when they only live about 20 ft away from you, they seem a lot closer. At least I don't live in an apartment like I did in college. I remember waking up one morning hearing moaning sounds from the girl downstairs but I knew she was not alone.
• gatorjoe2

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  19 years ago

  Was actually at work this week, when I saw this older woman (early 40s). Fake Breasts, short skirt, could see the lower back tatoo, sounded immaturish in her words and phrases (could have been the accent). Honestly, thought the woman had to be a stripper at some point or currently, didn't have the nerve to ask though.
• luckyone

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  19 years ago

  Actually had a sexy neighbor who was a stripper. Went to a club one night and thought she looked familiar. Next day I see her leave her apartment going to her car. Sadly she moved a long time ago. On the other hand, I live in a small town and see a number of girls who work in my favorite club out and about town. People are always amazed when I tell them someone is a stripper but they know me so they tend to believe me.
• DandyDan

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  19 years ago

  If I were to have sexy neighbors, much less sexy stripper neighbors, that might be a first.
• davids

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  19 years ago

  You guys have strippers way too much on your mind. If it were me I would be like "I hope to god she isn't"!
• jctone

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  19 years ago

  You are lucky to have a sexy neighbor. It is okay to start a conversation with your neighbor instead of just wondering what she does for a living. You never know, it might lead to something special.
• Mouse

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  19 years ago

  I'd ask for a private dance!
• Yoda

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  19 years ago

  My neighbors are all old and ugly. I often wonder about women I see in airports or other public places.
  
  A few weeks ago I was watching a really hot girl in the laundrymat. Her ass was driving me crazy when she reached in to the dryer to remove her clothes. She was dressed in a rather conservative pant suit but still catching the attention of every guy in the room. When she finished folding and was on her way out, she came over to me and asked how I was doing! As soon as she got near me and spoke I realized that she was a fav of mine that I hadn't seen in about six months. She had cut her hair short and, since I was used to seeing her bare-assed in a g-string, I didn't recognize her at first with so much clothing on...
• FONDL

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  19 years ago

  When I'm working out at my gym I like to try to guess which girls are strippers. A couple of them clearly are. A few more should be. One of the aerobics instructors clearly used to be. I've known several strippers who were gym rats, it's pretty common.