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OT:The Power of The I-Phone

SlickSpic
SlickSpic432344

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Hello you crazy and inbred muthafuckaz. The power of the I-Phone reigns supreme. My phone has been dropped, smashed, kicked, stomped, and thrown. Today, my I-Phone was submerged in the cold Pacific Ocean. And I'm still hitting y'all up! Fuck all other phones. Tried and tested and Slick approved!

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Alucard

I prefer Android. The Apple product I will EVER use is the iPod.

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motorhead

"Today, my I-Phone was submerged in the cold Pacific Ocean"

Did it experience shrinkage?

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BagBoyJames

Lol silly moterhead....slick approved that's s good one slick....you know dem iphonies are damn good phones I normal eat off of mine and wash my dick with it as well and i to am surfing on tuscl to. Apple rules staggered approved

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SlickSpic

Nope! I'm a waterman,Moto. 35 lbs test with 6oz spiderweights.

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Dougster

Awesome product! I have a 4s, got an offer for free upgrade to the 5, but I'm going to hold out for a few more months and see what the 5s is like.

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georgmicrodong

All my non-nerd friends are like "You're such a geek, why don't you have an android phone?"

To which I respond, "It's a phone; I want it to fucking work without having to 'tweak' it all the time."

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samsung1

The battery life is terrible but other than that I like the iPhone

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motorhead

^^ I agree. Don't know what the battery life of the Android is, but the iPhone is awful

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Clackport

I have the iPhone5, and I love it! I can't see myself with another phone right now.

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COclubber

Battery life on my iPhone is way better than on the android.

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motorhead

I like my iPhone but the short battery life was a shock from my old regular phone

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GoVikings

iOS 7 is going to take some time to get use to

Any of you download it yet?

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Alucard

"I like my iPhone but the short battery life was a shock from my old regular phone"

Then you need to buy a phone that doesn't have a SEALED battery, thus being able to buy an extended battery & increase your time between charges. This is what I do.

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Dougster

I installed iOS 7 last night. As you, will take some time to get used to.

Anyone able to get a 5s yet?

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Estafador

Old peoplr discussing technology. Priceless. iPhones are garbody. Battery sucks, iOS sucks, the guts sucked and its small as shit.

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Dougster

What kind of phone do you use, Estie?

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SlickSpic

The I phone ain't perfect. In fact, far from it. But, without a waterproof case, it handled saltwater like a champ.

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