OT:The Power of The I-Phone

8/24/2013 6:44:12 PM

Hello you crazy and inbred muthafuckaz. The power of the I-Phone reigns supreme. My phone has been dropped, smashed, kicked, stomped, and thrown. Today, my I-Phone was submerged in the cold Pacific Ocean. And I'm still hitting y'all up! Fuck all other phones. Tried and tested and Slick approved!

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Alucard

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11 years ago

I prefer Android. The Apple product I will EVER use is the iPod.

motorhead

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11 years ago

"Today, my I-Phone was submerged in the cold Pacific Ocean"

Did it experience shrinkage?

BagBoyJames

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11 years ago

Lol silly moterhead....slick approved that's s good one slick....you know dem iphonies are damn good phones I normal eat off of mine and wash my dick with it as well and i to am surfing on tuscl to. Apple rules staggered approved

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Nope! I'm a waterman,Moto. 35 lbs test with 6oz spiderweights.

Dougster

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11 years ago

Awesome product! I have a 4s, got an offer for free upgrade to the 5, but I'm going to hold out for a few more months and see what the 5s is like.

georgmicrodong

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11 years ago

All my non-nerd friends are like "You're such a geek, why don't you have an android phone?"

To which I respond, "It's a phone; I want it to fucking *work* without having to 'tweak' it all the time."

samsung1

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11 years ago

The battery life is terrible but other than that I like the iPhone

motorhead

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11 years ago

^^
I agree. Don't know what the battery life of the Android is, but the iPhone is awful

Clackport

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11 years ago

I have the iPhone5, and I love it! I can't see myself with another phone right now.

COclubber

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11 years ago

Battery life on my iPhone is way better than on the android.

motorhead

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11 years ago

I like my iPhone but the short battery life was a shock from my old regular phone

GoVikings

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11 years ago

iOS 7 is going to take some time to get use to

Any of you download it yet?

Alucard

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11 years ago

"I like my iPhone but the short battery life was a shock from my old regular phone"

Then you need to buy a phone that doesn't have a SEALED battery, thus being able to buy an extended battery & increase your time between charges. This is what I do.

Dougster

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11 years ago

I installed iOS 7 last night. As you, will take some time to get used to.

Anyone able to get a 5s yet?