Stripper with the most unusual skill or attributes

tropicalH2O
I've heard stories about women who could smoke with their cookie and even ones who could pick up a quarter, but I've never seen it. What comes to mind are the youngest and oldest strippers I've worked with and the one who had the longest tits.

The dancer with the longest tits (there were almost all the way down to her belly had a beautiful face but had obviously neglected her breast health by failing to wear a bra with good support. Every time she would do her stage show I was awestruck by her 'National Geographic' type titties; I knew what they looked like but I always looked anyway because I knew that I'd probably never see any like those again and I haven't.

The youngest dancer, I found out lafter working with her for awhile was just 16 in a club where you had to be 21. She had a good fake ID, was a stout girl with huge, convincing hooters. Even when I learned her real age it was difficult to believe that someone at the tender age of 16 was mature enough to work in a club.

The oldest dancer I've worked with is 52. She looks really good and over the past few years has actually started looking younger with a few facial tune ups, capped teeth, hair extentions and the enhanced breasts. A friend told me that he's seen a dancer in Vegas a couple of times who is 68 years old and puts on a decent stage show. She also makes a lot of money because she's a novelty.

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tropicalH2O
19 years ago
I went to a few clubs in San Francisco with a boyfriend. Crazy Horse was really wild! They had a feature dancer/porn star that positioned herself on top of a theatre type seat a few inches from a patron and used toys and at one point pulled beads and other things out of her very accomodating cavity. It wasn't a turn on - just weird.

I'd like to see the ping-pong or smoking routine though.
messaround
19 years ago
I think there might be some stange acts in SF - like at Mitchell's - I remember the smoking pussy trick a number of years ago - I hate even kissing a girl that smokes - just imagine.......
feelmore
19 years ago
I have to agree with Doverman. A club in Pittsburgh featured a dancer who would lay on a table and shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy. She had amazing distance and accuracy. That must have been in the early 90's. Haven't seen anything like it since.
DandyDan
19 years ago
I saw one who had a fire-breathing show. It was the most unique show I've ever seen. It was well choreographed, and it was just a regular dancer.

I have been told the oldest dancer at my favorite club is past 60, which would be old. When I was told this, it freaked me out, since I actually had a dance from her. But she looks good for her age.

Actually, I was told one of the clubs that used to be near me closed up not long after the cops raided them while they were having a woman and dog show. I wonder what the woman and dog got out of it.



FONDL
19 years ago
You're welcome T, and thanks for posting here, I for one enjoy you're different points of view. And don't ever feel weird asking anything here, we're all beasts at heart.
tropicalH2O
19 years ago
Thank you for your replies. There were many new things that I learned and I'm actually glad that no one responded to the beastiality suggestion. I'm learning what my own boundaries are and felt weird after I asked that question.
FONDL
19 years ago
Cahndler, it takes gracefulness to dance really well and it's rare to see a graceful stripper. My last fave was very graceful and she really stood out in her club because of it.

I once knew a girl who attached tassels to her nipples and made them swing in circles as she danced - she could even get them going in opposite directions. That actually used to be a fairly common trick but I haven't seen anyone do it in years.
AbbieNormal
19 years ago
I have to agree with FONDL. Finding one who can dance well onstage is pretty rare nowdays.
chandler
19 years ago
FONDL, a lot of them know how to dance well, they just don't do it because there's no money in it.
FONDL
19 years ago
The most unusual thing I've ever seen is a dancer who actually knew how to dance well. That's something you rarely see.
Doverman
19 years ago
I once saw a feature dancer (porn star, don't remember her name) put ping pong ball into her cooch and shoot them across the stage at customers/tippers. She had good range, but not much accuracy.
casualguy
19 years ago
The only animal I have seen in a stripper show that I remember was a large python. I was wondering what someone would do with a donkey but maybe I don't what to know.
chandler
19 years ago
There used to be a stripper I saw who did the cherry stem trick from Twin Peaks. Not onstage, just at my table. I dunno, does every club have one of them?
tropicalH2O
19 years ago
Has anyone every seen a live donkey show? I don't watch porn and I'm not talking about anything other than a live show.

My former mother-in-law from France told me that she saw a woman and a dog. It was a fancy club and couples dressed up to go out as if they were going to a Broadway Show.

No, this stuff doesn't turn me on; it just makes me curious to know if the weird stuff I've heard about has actually been witnessed in a club?
davids
19 years ago
I knewn one who didn't do drugs or smoke and had no criminal record or tattoos.
davids
19 years ago
I knew one who liked to pour hot candle wax on herself: including into her mouth and swallowing it!
casualguy
19 years ago
I believe I have seen a dancer smoke with her cookie. I can't remember if it was in person or on tv. I can't imagine what tv show would show that unless it was HBO.

One feature entertainer dancer I remember was billed as the tallest feature entertainer in the world but still looked hot and did a great show with a large sword and fireworks. I never saw a dancer handle a large sword so well or at all for that matter in a stage show.

I just remembered I saw another dancer who had fire on her tongue (liquid on her tongue was on fire) and blew out fire in her breath with a little bit of liquid in her mouth.
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