I'm Sorry...
davids
I realize that everything you have ever said here is completely true and that when I get strippers to date, have sex with, or be my friends w/o paying them I am either
a) delusional or
b) being unethical.
It sure seems real though, and hullcinations or whatever they are are pretty consistent, but I'm sure a psychiatrist will be able to make it all make sense for me. (And maybe show that you are right that RL is one of my "mults" and that I really was burned by a stripper in the past for all my money but just can't remember it now due to repression or something).
Everything you guys have told me over the last year (approximately) is true. None of you are pathetic. I would now like to apologize to each of you individually:
FONDL: For calling you a pussy and criticizing you for paying for conversation and friendship and for compensating women "for their time" OTC. Also for being skeptical when you told me that you can get hot 20 y/o girls like your ATF whenever you want (for free) but just choose to pay since it's the polite thing to do. You are clearly right.
Yoda: For calling you an ass kisser, a liar, shallow and an idiot.
shadowcat: For repeatedly calling you an old man, suggesting there is something wrong with being homophobic, paying for sex, and not caring if the strippers you have paid sex with were sexually abused as children. clearly it does not matter. Also when you do have paid sex with a stripper it is clearly an accomplisment worth braggin about online.
AN: for saying that you are quack, and an alcoholic
chandler: for saying that you are an old man, and had no chance w/ that chick what's her face and you are stupid to think about it three years later. clearly if you had played yourr cards just a little differently when she gave you that look, you would have been in.
JC: for suggesting that you might be gay, and if not that you are definitely a pussy and pathetic
casualguy: for calling you a dumbass
T-Bone: for calling you a bonehead.
driver: for calling your mother a whore. I'm sure she actually a very nice lady. probably nice to lots of people, in fact.
parodyman-->: for suggesting your IQ is in the 60s, that you are obsessed with grossness and excertment and toilet humor and that your wife is 300 lbs, watches jerry springer, while lounging around the couch in your trailer home eating bon-bons and watching jerry springer. You are clearly one of the classiest posters here and I am sure your "human" act is very convincing.
Hope I didn't forget anyone. If I did, drop me a note and I will be sure to get back to you.
love you all,
your friend, always,
davids
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YOUR MOTHER.
Dude, it's only 50 years away. Is there some pending apocalypse that I was not informed about.
That could happen. After all, a lot of the old fuckers who post on this board probably won't be alive in 30 or 40 years. Time flies when you're having fun, and not a single man here is going to make it to 2050 alive. Maybe by then you'll realize how fucking lame it is to make fun of old guys who go to strip clubs, aka, the person you're becoming.
In the interest of not being a total asshole myself, I'll wish you the best and hope you don't become that old guy in the strip clubs 20-30 years from now. You know, the one who thinks that the 19 year old nubile little hottie loves him for who he is and not for what he has in his wallet and bank accounts.