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• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  Cover and prices and hours are (or at least should be) included under the club's general info section.
  
  AND BTW, I STRONGLY SUGGEST that everyone goes into their favorite club's info section and review/update the costs, CLUB HOURS (very important, but often neglected) and all of that general stuff. No need to repeat it in every review.
  
  Other than that, all I care about are
  
  1. How hot are the dancers
  2. How hot are the lapdances (with details)
  
  The rest of the stuff is fluff.
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  Uh oh, now that I disagreed with VH he's gonna be nipping at my heels and calling me names no matter what I post.
  
  Geez dude, how old are you?
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  #1 deal breaker appears to be mandatory valet parking. If this is in effect it should be noted.
  
  If you see a review that you don't like, try to not follow it.
  
  If you see a review that you do like, try to follow it.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  whoa, that's some serious hostility, what's up with that? What's wrong going to the SC for simple pleasures. That's the purpose of a strip club these days right? (extras are not supposed to happen in strip clubs thus is not apart of the purpose of the strip club). What else do you think should be cared about in a club then VH?
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Good point shadows thank you
• mjx01

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  12 years ago

  hours, dancer quality, mileage, costs, any safety concerns
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  I like clubs with good decor, so do appreciate when that is mentioned.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Good list Juice....
  
  As shadowcat mentioned - say something about parking. Valet or free. But even if free, mention if the lot was small or it was hard to park. Parking is one if my pet annoyances.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  Good list juice. That covers most of what is important to me as well. Things like vibe, thug factor and music level may get less play in many reviews if there is nothing unusual to discuss, but overall you hit the important things in my humble opinion.
  
  I will just add that, in my humble opinion, one of the most important things that a review can do is to give the reader some sense as to what the reviewer's actual experience was like, including anything that sticks out in a good or bad way.
  
  For example, in most clubs security is pretty laid back and does not rise to the level of a review talking point, but every once in a while I will visit a place where they are overbearing to the point that they impact the club experience. Music levels fall into a similar category, where in most places it is not too bad but in some clubs it is so loud that the visit is affected. Same with things like bar service, facilities conditions, etc.
  
  As we know, there are a lot of junk reviews on here. Now I won't claim that every review that I write is a masterpiece, but I do try to make sure that each one of my reviews is meaningful for the reader.
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  Good list and add ons. When I review a club I try to cover most of these mentioned above. I think safety concerns are not inside the club where it is relatively easy to control if it is not mentioned is assumed to be OK. Outside safety is always a concern for me: parking lot?, Is it lit?, is it fenced from the neighborhood?, is the area/neighborhood safe?, do you need an armed escort to get to the club?, Is the parking lot attended?. I do not mind paying a parking lot attendent for the added security but manditory valet is a deal breaker for me in most cases.