YMIG. Your Mileage is guaranteed.
Call them gritty, seedy, sleazy, what you will. There are times when you don't want the glamour of a Vegas style club, just a down home joint with happy endings. Traveling a bunch, I have my own list. These are not glamorous joints, there are no champagne rooms, and happiness comes at a low price. Not pretty, but gets the job done. Feel free to add to the list.
Dollies Playhouse, Washington Park, IL. The handshakes are aggressive, and as long as you can fend off the fuglies and don't mind the total privacy of a beaded curtain it is fun.
Trop 56. Scranton, KS. No handshakes here, but the VIP room is a guarantee.
Palace in the Pines, Lowellville, OH. The back, not the front. Obnoxious management but $10 dances lead to good times.
Henry VIII South, Detroit, MI. Read the reviews. It's all true.
Armies Idle Hour, Harvey, IL. All black, all the time. Lots of junk in the trunk and up front pricing.
Playhouse, Burlington, NJ. Recent busts have lowered the openness that used to characterize the sales jobs, but still a good, if low key, time.
Boom Boom Room, Edinburg, TX. As close to Mexico as you can get without a passport and kevlar.
Dollies Playhouse, Washington Park, IL. The handshakes are aggressive, and as long as you can fend off the fuglies and don't mind the total privacy of a beaded curtain it is fun.
Trop 56. Scranton, KS. No handshakes here, but the VIP room is a guarantee.
Palace in the Pines, Lowellville, OH. The back, not the front. Obnoxious management but $10 dances lead to good times.
Henry VIII South, Detroit, MI. Read the reviews. It's all true.
Armies Idle Hour, Harvey, IL. All black, all the time. Lots of junk in the trunk and up front pricing.
Playhouse, Burlington, NJ. Recent busts have lowered the openness that used to characterize the sales jobs, but still a good, if low key, time.
Boom Boom Room, Edinburg, TX. As close to Mexico as you can get without a passport and kevlar.
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No idea what you are talking about!
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Its just a few, I'm not as experienced as OP. But at these fine establishments I get very high mileage and it is guaranteed!!
You see, I just read the reviews posted by some of the detractors who don't "shit where they eat". Lets look at Shadowcats reviews:
Well, I am not going to tell explicitly what took place. Lets just say, it would have made a good porn flick.
My favorite took care of me again and even forced her phone number on me
Good news is that if you pick the right dancer, anything still goes.
My mileage was outstanding but I stuck with just my favorites. The "wanna dance" factor goes way up at night. Day time is the right time for chilling with the babes.EXTRAS? HJs are tolerated.
Vips are totally nude and mileage is right up there with the best. Extras? With the right girl
No fucking around. She knew why I was there and she was ready to give it to me. She gave vince an eye full right at the table. We went to the VIP. Paid the usual $142 for 30 minutes and left very satisfied.
She asked if I had a condom. I did. She said that her pussy was already wet. We finished our drinks and went to the VIP rooms next to the pool tables. She said that they were more private than the other one.The privacy was was not that hot. Just strings of beads covering the entrance. She started off slow and built up to it. It was everything that you could ask for. Mr. Happy left happy
The dance was all that you look for. Hands every where. No interruptions. Then she hit me up for a $40 tip for a BBBJ. She got it.
We went to the VIP and nothing was off limits. A very enjoyable 30 minutes.
Again - sincerest apologies for breaking the rules....
This is a review site after all, and it's nothing you couldn't find out just by reading the reviews of the clubs anyway.
Fantasia in Richmond Hill (north of Toronto), tit-soup, fucking in all the private rooms, entry-fees covered your local mob-boss' new Cadillac SUV; club now closed, several owners indicted.
Tanga in Tampa, where middle-aged gym-rat-fitness gals tricked in the parking lot, but it's now closed and the highway was widened, the gals disappeared just as the internet grew to fruition and we all learned the concept of a "MILF."
Platinum Plus in Memphis, lappers a-plenty with young fillies, many under-age, many having chosen dancer names that indicated what services or products they offered ("Chrome" could suck a golf ball through an exhaust pipe; "Snow" had some white powder for sale; "Leafy" had some green vegetable matter for sale; "Cookie" let you eat her coochie; "Thumper" just used her hand; "Bounce" would bounce her ugly on your ugly like bumpin' uglies was meant to bounce; "Spray" made Mr. Happy spray; and yes, some of the above were confirmed personally). Club raided several times, owners sent packing, club closed permanently, the whole Memphis suburban strip-club scene radically rearranged due to the club's excesses.
Big Daddy's in New Orleans, sleaziest of all, and super-duper up-sell, but always humpin' to please. Club now closed, Bourbon Street further gentrified and Disneyfied.
Treasures in Houston, make the ol' chair-fort and get a blowjob or full service on the main floor; or if you "like" the gal, you can pay a bit extra to go upstairs and make the ol' chair-fort and get a blowjob or full service on the upstairs floor. Club closed, but now re-opened, with much less reliable but more expensive service.
Hmm. There seems to be a consistent thread.
I am sure that there are many LE types who can easily read between the lines, or even explicit details in club reviews, but I for one try not to make it any easier for them.
I think you are saying tree is on the up and up, and that may very well be the case. But volume (regular) means nothing. LE does extensive investigation when they are on a case.
That said, the fact that tree mentions so many different geographical locations, KS, OH, MI, IL, NJ, and TX, well he would have to be Federal if he were LE, I guess.
Cabaret Club El Paso TX - If you don't want it touched, don't go here
Red Parrot El Paso TX - A bit behind the Cabaret, but much classier
1) I don't see the need to go to a dive like Henry VIII South when you can get fine service pretty much anywhere in the 313. Might cost a little more at some places, but...I'm not clubbin in the back alleys of 8 mile to save $150.
2) I've been curious to try Arnie's Idle Hour now that I'm living in Illinois...BUT...the reviews here kinda scare the crap out of me. I don't know if I can make it from the car to the club alive...not to mention whether I'll have a car when I get done. AND...not a huge fan of gigantic, toothless, black women...but curious nonetheless.
As to the post, it's a topic that is talked about quite frequently here in the reviews, so having a discussion out in the open shouldn't be a massive shocker. I can't foresee a cop deciding to investigate a club because of something they happened upon on the internet. The cops in those towns know exactly what goes on in each and every establishment....they don't need our opinions.