mikewazowski

"I think Mons Venus gave out free admission if you had some sort of Republican Convention badge the last time they were in Tampa." Do you really think that happened. I doubt Mons Venus did that. In fact I KNOW they didn't. Know how I know? Because there has NEVER been a political party convention, Republican or Democrat, held in Tampa, ever.

This was about twenty years ago, but I ordered an Absolut White Russian and watched the bar staff in a huddle. Finally the bartender came back and asked, "I know what a White Russian is but what do you put in it to make it an absolute one?"

I'm not sure how I'm seeing the responses I'm seeing here. Most seem to LIKE the line-up/showtime/review or any other hokey name the club calls these things. Yet, literally, every time in every club I've seen this done, a quarter to half the guys get up and bolt for the door ASAP when these things start. Since every one, except one club twenty years ago, also couples this with a round of "dollar dances" (the single most annoying strip club concept EVER), two-fer/three-fer specials and/or dance special with some club memorabilia thrown in... It just seems that it breaks the mood for some of these guys to be reminded that it's all about the money because they RUN for those doors.

If a five dollar tip sways a DJ, you're in a shitty club.

You guys that are afraid of eating pussy crack me up. We're all paying for it for one reason or another. I'm just glad my reason isn't because I'm a sissy-douche bag when it comes to pleasing a woman.