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Thought for the day....

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Sunday, January 23, 2011 4:36 AM
All drugs have two names. A trade name and a generic name. Example: The trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also callewd Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it announced that is has settled on the generice name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Dixafix, and of course Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquied form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a sriff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction under the name of MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimers's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and hugh erections and absoulutely no recollection of what to do with them.

11 comments

  • robbing1
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    13 years ago
    Doesn't the world end in 2012 anyway? =P anyway, i see your point. i think many of those people know the future consequences of enhancing their bodies with medical use. even if they don't, there are warnings/cautions that come with them. there might be people who ignore consequences or people who get black-market medical aids. however, in the end, it's their responsibilities for achieving temporary pursuit of happiness. against that, i cannot say anything. it's their lives, their money, their decisions... i must let them be what they want to be, as long as they aren't super close to me.
  • samsung1
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    13 years ago
    According to Wikipedia, the generic name of viagra is Sildenafil citrate. Also tadalafil (Cialis) and vardenafil (Levitra).
  • kyking
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    13 years ago
    Mydixadrupin...my favorite.
  • samsung1
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    13 years ago
    A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - "Oh, $40 a year ain't too bad".
  • samsung1
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    13 years ago
    An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good." The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I'm over 70 - I don't need them for sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
  • gatorfan
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    13 years ago
    Cialis
  • Dudester
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    13 years ago
    How about using Winston Churchill and his "V for Victory" picture as advertisement. Better yet, use a Winston lookalike in a commercial, changingthe words of his speech "We'll screw them on the beaches, we'll screw them in the fields, we'll screw them in the villages, until we cum to victory." Then a little hottie comes in and sits in his lap. Facing the camera with a smile, they'll give the V sign with their fingers.
  • farmerart
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    13 years ago
    I have never visited Wonderland. Is there any other place where I can Cialis?
  • Clubber
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    13 years ago
    art, GROAN!!!
  • gk
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    13 years ago
    And always remember, if your erection lasts for four hours or longer...ask a doctor to bring you more women.
  • BaddJack
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    13 years ago
    Old guy goes into a confessional and tells the priest that he is 80 years old, just discovered Viagra, and has left his wife for his 22 year old secretary. The priest asked how long it had been since his last confession, and the guy says "I have never been to confession before. In fact, I'm Jewish!" The priest asks, "So come you're telling ME this??" The guy says: "I'm telling EVERYbody....."
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