A Sports Bar Review
Friday, September 17, 2010 1:53 AM
(Okay, it's not a strip joint, but read my review and you can see why it's worth a look see).
I only go to Wolfies:
A) Football season, and USC isn't on my TV set
B) when I'm craving one of their chicken sandwiches (they make one hell of a chicken sandwich).
Wolfies tries to be a Hooters, but the enormous difference is that Wolfies waitresses are approachable hotties, whereas Hooter girls are like Playmates-ain't gonna happen unless you got enough zeroes in your bank account.
Several years ago, there was a particular batch of hotties working there. I picked up a vibe that with the right words and some $$$, a hotel date could be yours. My suspicions were confirmed when a 450 pound rapper walked in and all the waitresses gravitated to him. I noticed that three weeks later, all of those waitresses were gone.
Tonight, a capable waitress immediately attended to me, but she was only a seven. There were a pair of 8's, a latina and a bleach bottle blonde. The blonde really caught my eye, and if I had the gift of gab, I would've approached her. Like the other waitresses, she wore a too tight T shirt and a too tiny pair of Daisy Dukes. It wasn't until after I left that it struck me, she looked just like a teen Kelly Bundy.
I could go on and on about the appeal of Kelly Bundy and why she'd be fun in a VIP room.
USC plays this weekend, hmmmm.....
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion
31 comments