Are there any clubs in the US that are stage work only? Is everyone basically looking for sex or do any of you actually enjoy the good ol' tease, fantastic pole work and a fun personality? Please advise.
There *are* no-contact clubs here and there. One here in Atlanta -- Boomers. The overall dancing quality is better there than at other clubs, but there *are* dancers at Boomers that are just as clueless about dancing as those in other clubs (i.e. as erotic as your granny's girdle).
On the flip side, there are some dancers there that do fantastic pole work or just dance so damn seductively that they can nearly make you, er um, "arrive" just by watching them.
When I first saw that original post I thought I was reading Hindu or some long dead Aramaic language. Then I cracked open my "Dancer Speak for Dummies" book and it all becamse clear :)
DC indeed which does not allow lap/table dances. Eastrn MA is a close second, with no contact laws in full force.
Of course, DC and MA are both full nude, but you may rest assured that the kitties on display remain unsullied by uncouth patrons, at least ITC ;)
Captain's Cabaret in Lake Forest, CA is pretty stage-oriented. They do have couch dances but they're in the open with no touching. It still seems popular - every time I've been, there were more patrons than most other clubs. In general the women are better looking than most other clubs, with better "dancing," although I use that term loosely.
Cheetah's in Hollywood seems more stage-oriented too.
Today's strippers are not, in any way, dancers. They cannot dance and have no sense of tease. Walking, jiggling and bouncing around the stage and sliding down a pole is all they can manage. Usually boring stuff. The real money and action is in lappers.
Reminds of the movie "Let it Ride", about horse racing. The wife was lamenting on her husband's excessive betting. She asked, "Why can't you guys just watch the horses race for fun?"
I not looking for sex when I go into a strip club, however I do go into the club with the expectation of getting some heavy grinding, breasts in my face, making me want blow my load lap dances.
I long thought the clubs here in Omaha and Council Bluffs were purely dancing, but the last two different clubs I went to here, one had private dances and the other table dances. I don't know about the other clubs in Omaha and Council Bluffs, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did. Of course, I don't actually consider those clubs worth going to on a general basis, because they're bikini/pastie bars. I thought the Lincoln clubs were similar, but they've added private and table dances as well. I don't have any familiarity with any club which doesn't have some sort of 1-on-1 dance experience available.
As noted, DC (for nude stage dancing) plus still some traditional stage dance only pastie titty bars in Northern Virginia. Compared to Baltimore clubs, however, a visit to those clubs can seem rather anticlimactic.
Strippers need to be careful not to confuse what they think they would like as customers onto customers. Part of the thing is that strippers are female so they like teasing, costumes, pole work and all that and so tend to imagine customers do as well. The other part of the problem is that, for more or less obvious reasons, strippers would prefer to make big bucks for doing all that rather than fucking your typical customer. Unfortunately, for the strippers, most of us guys are rather simplistic and would rather dispense with all the non-sense and get straight to the sex. Especially at the rates strippers think they can charge. Strippers need to be careful not think their ideal world, i.e. idiot customers pay $1000/hr just to look at a pretty girl and be delighted by her dazzling personality, has anything to do with reality.
As mentioned, if you're within the borders of Washington, DC, there is no lap dancing or touching. She may later sit next to you at the table (fully dressed) to chat and share drinks but otherwise it's stage only (full nude and full bar, FWIW). Look at it from the positive side: you will NOT be out a car payment for a couple of hours!
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On the flip side, there are some dancers there that do fantastic pole work or just dance so damn seductively that they can nearly make you, er um, "arrive" just by watching them.
DC indeed which does not allow lap/table dances. Eastrn MA is a close second, with no contact laws in full force.
Of course, DC and MA are both full nude, but you may rest assured that the kitties on display remain unsullied by uncouth patrons, at least ITC ;)
Cheetah's in Hollywood seems more stage-oriented too.
Then there's Dumbo's Clown Room...
Just looking for sex.
The whole room laughed.
I suppose I'd have to visit a strip club museum to see that kind of stuff.
Just search for lowest mileage clubs.
...most of the time. I dunno that I've ever been to a strip club that just had stage dancing & no LDs or at least table dances available.