Are there any clubs that are just dancing anymore?

26 comments

• LeeH

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  14 years ago

  There *are* no-contact clubs here and there. One here in Atlanta -- Boomers. The overall dancing quality is better there than at other clubs, but there *are* dancers at Boomers that are just as clueless about dancing as those in other clubs (i.e. as erotic as your granny's girdle). On the flip side, there are some dancers there that do fantastic pole work or just dance so damn seductively that they can nearly make you, er um, "arrive" just by watching them.
• Alucard

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  14 years ago

  If I JUST want to see dancing, I'll go to the ballet or watch "Grease" or "All That Jazz". I go to Strip Clubs for a "Closer" experience!
• shadowcat

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  14 years ago

  I saw one on Bourbon St in New Orleans back in the 60's.
• bhunter5252

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  14 years ago

  All the clubs in washington d.c. are no contact but most of the on stage activity falls short of dancing.
• rickdugan

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  14 years ago

  When I first saw that original post I thought I was reading Hindu or some long dead Aramaic language. Then I cracked open my "Dancer Speak for Dummies" book and it all becamse clear :) DC indeed which does not allow lap/table dances. Eastrn MA is a close second, with no contact laws in full force. Of course, DC and MA are both full nude, but you may rest assured that the kitties on display remain unsullied by uncouth patrons, at least ITC ;)
• londonguy

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  14 years ago

  Ballet Alucard?? lol...can't imagine any TUSCL member going to see ballet.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  What the heck, londonguy, we should all dress in tutus and go as a group and grope the dancers.
• dudeanonymous

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  14 years ago

  I still enjoy sitting at the stage, watching the show and tipping. I've had fun nights at clubs without getting lap dances, but that's not the norm.
• bumrubber

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  14 years ago

  Captain's Cabaret in Lake Forest, CA is pretty stage-oriented. They do have couch dances but they're in the open with no touching. It still seems popular - every time I've been, there were more patrons than most other clubs. In general the women are better looking than most other clubs, with better "dancing," although I use that term loosely. Cheetah's in Hollywood seems more stage-oriented too. Then there's Dumbo's Clown Room...
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

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• SuperDude

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  14 years ago

  Today's strippers are not, in any way, dancers. They cannot dance and have no sense of tease. Walking, jiggling and bouncing around the stage and sliding down a pole is all they can manage. Usually boring stuff. The real money and action is in lappers.
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  Joie: "Is everyone basically looking for sex or do any of you actually enjoy the good ol' tease, fantastic pole work and a fun personality? " Just looking for sex.
• spudd

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  14 years ago

  Reminds of the movie "Let it Ride", about horse racing. The wife was lamenting on her husband's excessive betting. She asked, "Why can't you guys just watch the horses race for fun?" The whole room laughed.
• bigdude012

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  14 years ago

  I not looking for sex when I go into a strip club, however I do go into the club with the expectation of getting some heavy grinding, breasts in my face, making me want blow my load lap dances.
• mmdv26

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  14 years ago

  "....do any of you actually enjoy the good ol' tease, fantastic pole work and a fun personality?" I suppose I'd have to visit a strip club museum to see that kind of stuff.
• DandyDan

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  14 years ago

  I long thought the clubs here in Omaha and Council Bluffs were purely dancing, but the last two different clubs I went to here, one had private dances and the other table dances. I don't know about the other clubs in Omaha and Council Bluffs, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did. Of course, I don't actually consider those clubs worth going to on a general basis, because they're bikini/pastie bars. I thought the Lincoln clubs were similar, but they've added private and table dances as well. I don't have any familiarity with any club which doesn't have some sort of 1-on-1 dance experience available.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  As noted, DC (for nude stage dancing) plus still some traditional stage dance only pastie titty bars in Northern Virginia. Compared to Baltimore clubs, however, a visit to those clubs can seem rather anticlimactic.
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  Louisville still has some clubs where you can't get squat. (OK, *I* can't get squat.) Little to no contact lappers are still available, though.
• how

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  14 years ago

  I have no interest in being teased.
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  Strippers need to be careful not to confuse what they think they would like as customers onto customers. Part of the thing is that strippers are female so they like teasing, costumes, pole work and all that and so tend to imagine customers do as well. The other part of the problem is that, for more or less obvious reasons, strippers would prefer to make big bucks for doing all that rather than fucking your typical customer. Unfortunately, for the strippers, most of us guys are rather simplistic and would rather dispense with all the non-sense and get straight to the sex. Especially at the rates strippers think they can charge. Strippers need to be careful not think their ideal world, i.e. idiot customers pay $1000/hr just to look at a pretty girl and be delighted by her dazzling personality, has anything to do with reality.
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  I think Washington D.C. has clubs without lap dances.
• ArtCollege

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  14 years ago

  Most Portland (OR) clubs are dance only, and lots and lots of clubs with booze. Boise has just a few clubs, and mileage is approximately zero. Just search for lowest mileage clubs.
• scatterbrain

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  14 years ago

  Try Salt Lake City...one of the most boring Strip Club towns in the US.
• shadowcat

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  14 years ago

  From a flight attendant T-shirt: "Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may be in Utah". Been there!!!
• Cheo_D

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  14 years ago

  As mentioned, if you're within the borders of Washington, DC, there is no lap dancing or touching. She may later sit next to you at the table (fully dressed) to chat and share drinks but otherwise it's stage only (full nude and full bar, FWIW). Look at it from the positive side: you will NOT be out a car payment for a couple of hours!
• MisterGuy

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  14 years ago

  "Eastrn MA is a close second, with no contact laws in full force" ...most of the time. I dunno that I've ever been to a strip club that just had stage dancing & no LDs or at least table dances available.