Would he have liked it?

I do not keep up on the gossip but you know what has been said about him and MM.

My guess is he would be like Elliot Spitzer and go for the high end escorts. Why bother with $30 lap dances that may or may not lead to sex (likely not) when you could just go and spend $3000 to get a sure thing.

"Happy Birthday, Mr. President..."

Read "The Dark Side of Camelot" by Seymour Hersh. JFK had fun. There's even a possibility he had an std.

Strip clubs where Burlesque Halls back then. No lap dancers. He was fucking Marilyn Monroe. I'm sure that was a more than adequate substitute for a lap dance...

I dissent, Yoda. Though you make a fine point, that a lapper would have been a weak substitute for whichever service JFK was indeed receiving, I'd like to point out that at some point even Marilyn would become old-hat. In fact, several men did agree to divorce her, this despite the fact that presumably she was allowing them sexual access to her body during their marriages. As Bill Maher so aptly points out, there really are only two types of women, old (meaning, you've already fucked them) and new (meaning, you haven't fucked them yet and therefore you're going to try to).

Just a refinement of your otherwise fine points. :)

JFK wanted the real thing and had the money and power to get it. Asking JFK if he would like LD's is like asking a PHD if he woule like to take a freshman course.

In my SC hobby, LD's are more of a way to evaluate a gal in deciding if I want otc or itc with her. After 2, unless I am going to make her an offer for otc or itc FS, she is history. Sorry, I have graduated past just dances, I want the real thing.

I have to disagree with Player... If that logic was true, about 90% of guys wouldnt enjoy lap dances... Certainly there might be some like you, but the vast majority of SC patrons aren't that.

If JFK had turned out to be just another guy, he probably would have loved them, but he wasn't, so therefore, no.