Watch out they could be cops trying to get names. I resent it when some clod asks me something like that as he needs to find his own fun. What I am going to steer him to my girl? Also if they ask if you been having fun (like extras) just avoid answering - could be a cop wanting to tag you.
It's happened to me - and it was a weird one. Dude was like "Don't those shaved pussies make them look to young?" I was like "They shave their pits and legs too - does that make them to young?" I beat feet after that. Dude gave me a wild vibe man.
I have not talked about the dancers with the bathroom troll...but I have talked to another customer and it was a brief conversation. He just mentioned that the girl I was talking to was highly recommended. We did not talk about extras. I ended up buying a dance from her and thought it was OK at best.
I'll talk to guys on the floor about what's good on that shift. Don't talk to guys in the club bathroom because it's a bathroom and that's just not something I do. I make an exception at the office because some people were apparently raised by wolves, but don't worry about offending strangers.
I haven't, but strangely enough, I had a dancer that I'd previously rebuffed ask me if a particular dancer had provided me a "happy ending". I told her that I was happy enough with my dance, and left it at that. She struck me as being a bit more gaudy/gauche than the norm.
I have never initiated any conversations with customs in the men's room but if they ask me a question that is not too personal, I will give them a short, polite answer. Now, out side that mens room,I have talked to many but never give any specific information. Unless the are one of my TUSCL buddies.
Whenever they talk to me, I grab a mint and in my best Boris Badinoff voice I say: "supărat, I a face nu speak englez , tu patetic bărbat." Which is Romanian for "Sorry, I do not speak english, you pathetic bastard."
Practice it with a lot of glottal hitches and sounding like you are getting ready to lob a loogie at him, and they do 2 important things: first, they leave you alone, and second, they do not expect a tip.
I don't usually talk to anyone in the men's room. I only remember overhearing general comments like all you need is a pair of tits and ass to make some easy money. I don't usually hear too much talking in the bathroom.
Ze Romannnnian acczent eees deeefeecuuult to masssster. I prefer my New England mannerism, which is cold indifference. I'm there to pee and wash my hands.
I've overheard guys who came in together talking about strippers in the men's room. They're usually young newbies who are amazed by ordinary contact or believe a stripper is into them and might hook up later. Of course, I always butt in and tell how foolish they're being. (Not really.)
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Practice it with a lot of glottal hitches and sounding like you are getting ready to lob a loogie at him, and they do 2 important things: first, they leave you alone, and second, they do not expect a tip.
That is all.