Strip Club "Injuries"

I have never received an injury. However, maybe you should consider a helmet for future visits. LOL

Back in 92, when a dancer fell off a stage and landed on me, a couple of bruises.

2005-Houston Dolls had lost it's SOB license. A dancer was wearing a top with metal rings. She literally started beating my head against the wall of the room. I made her stop.

A former ATF had a penchant for biting me.

I recently had a dancer pinch my arm so hard that it resulted in a bruise that lasted about a week. Other than that, I usually come away from a SC visit unscathed.

Carpal tunnel in my middle finger.

Does a strained wallet count?

*rimshot*

Chandler- would therapy for your middle finger CPS consist of leaving it motionless in wet,warm moist place with a gently squeezing motion massage???

How do you think I injured it in the first place, Minnow? Well, except for the motionless part. But what the heck, if it's in the name of therapy, I'll go along.

Steve, no injuries but maybe i'll have a pulled muscle one day :-)

There was a dancer doing a doggy style position on stage to the person next to me and shaking her ass. She started to back up and her heel poked me in the chest/stomach area. It hurt but she did come back around and apologize and give me some company. She must have been an amateur because I never saw her again after that night.

also sometimes when I get a lap dance from an amateur stripper she is grinding at a bad angle that it is more hurtful than erotic.

One time when I was visiting my friend who was going to college at Winona State, we went to one of the clubs across the river in Wisconsin. They have one of those horizontal bars they swing from, like the high bar in gymnastics, and one of the girls swung from it and hit me and my neck hurt after that. There was also one time a heavy girl was sitting on my lap once, and then we went to do a lap dance, and I didn't have any feeling in my right leg and I was walking like a total gimp, which must have been impressive to onlookers.

I second samsung1! I enjoyed a dancer on more than one occasion that was great for two way contact in the LD area. However, she did have a tendency to grind much to hard. I had to remind her every time we went back. After about the fourth time, I just quit getting LDs from her. She never even questioned me why I never got dances from her after that, which I found strange.

I've been kicked in the head when a few LDs were more like a game of Naked Twister. That didn't bother me. I've also been bitten (in a supposedly erotic way, rather than with malice), almost to the point of bloodletting. That bothered me very much.

Untalented dancer rides zipper until scar tissue forms. I was to drunk to notice until later--and it was raw and painful.

I think I told this story in another thread. Girl on stage pinches my nipple hard to the point I thought she might have drawn blood. Painful.

Got a lap dance from a hottie one time. At one point she bites one of my balls through my pants. Later she asked me to pinch her nipple HARD. Into S&M or something, needless to say last time I got a dance from her.

The hard fast grind thing is what annoys me the most. Even after you tell her "Sweet thing, slow down, easy." she still rides you like an angry boss. Once, twice warned and then "Just get the f**k off of me!" and walk out. I don't know whether they just don't get it or they are really mad at men and want to punish, either way, I'm not paying to be her therapy....

One time when I was tipping a dancer at a satellite stage at shadowcat's favorite club a dancer was moving all around. I wasn't paying attention as much as I should have. She went down and then suddenly popped up from underneath me. Her head hit me right in the nose. Had a very bloody nose after that. She said sorry so I didn't think she meant any intentional harm but I wish she hadn't been so clumsy herself. I wasn't happy about it and left as soon as my nose stopped bleeding. At one club at the beach, one dancer during a table dance (probably more appropiately called a lap dance the way she was doing it) actually starting jumping up and down on top of me or on top of me and on top of the chair I was sitting in. She had something sharp on her leg and I felt a slight pain and noticed blood running down my leg when I looked. It wasn't that serious though. I've had a few bruises and not all of them were from dancers. I accidently stumbled into a table one night rather hard. Apparently I was distracted while I was walking around the club.

I've been bitten many times. I actually enjoy certain places if not done too hard. I don't care for dancers doing anything with my nipples. I'll play with their nipples if they want me to though and if I won't get in trouble. The first few times dancers bit me I said Oww! Then either they let up or I started enjoying it more. Maybe it was both or I had more to drink and was more numb. As soon as I started to enjoy it, they stopped. The bite I doubt I will ever forget was when a porn star feature entertainer got lucky and bit down gently but firm enough to trap my member in her mouth (I did have shorts on) during her show at one club. I remember I was wondering when she was going to let go and then she made me nervous when she started backing up without letting go.
I didn't know who she was back then so I quickly forgot her name.

I forgot one other one. At the Outhouse in Lawrence, KS (or more accurately, east of Lawrence), you lie on the stage while the naked girl hovers over you. One of the dancers there thought it might be a good idea to bite my cock thru my pants there. That was the only really bad thing that ever happened there.

I've caught assorted body parts hitting the wrong place at the wrong time, but nothing serious. Maybe a bruise. Biting happens, but the same deal. Blood drawn maybe once or twice, but I have teeth, too. More likely is I'm in the mix when a dancer hurts herself. Take a young, thin gal who's drunk or high or tired (maybe all three) and the odds for mishaps get more and more favorable. What used to happen was by the end of a trip I'd get sore from the miles but not much anymore.

Selective with picking the girls so my dud (and pain) ratio is pretty low.

I forgot one, and somehow, wallanon's above post made me think of it. Perhaps it was the "hitting" reference. I was at a club sitting at the bar. Just behind me and to the right, another guy sat at a table. I must have heard this same thing about a dozen times, him saying, "Watch it douche!". What was happening was that he would lean back as someone walked between me and himself, and his head would get bumped. Eventually he states, "The next douche that whacks my head gets it!" Unfortunately that next "douche" was me. Turns out he was a small guy with a "little man" complex. We gets up and comes to get all in my face. As he gets to me, one quick shot to his belt buckle (hit a bit low) and it is over as he slinks back to his chair. I got a rather nasty cut on my knuckle, but a couple of napkins and some pressure, and all was good. Perhaps three or four guys thanked me as the evening wore on.

Watch out for heavy gals sitting on or going up and down with Mr Happy with their butt. Not only is this ameteurish dancer behavior, but can be dangerous for Mr Happy. Just tell her "Honey, please go easy there, thats Mr Happy, not a trampoline."

I prefer heavy girls over skinny ones...better mileage and don't have to worry about that bony ass grinding on you. Of course, depends on what we mean by "heavy" though...

The last club I went to I went to lean up while getting a bed dance right as the stripper leaned down and because my glasses were off I accidently head butted her. The next dancer hit her chin on my head. It was basically dry humping and she wasn't paying attention/high on drugs.

I got kicked in the head once by a dancer spinning on the pole while sitting at a small stage. I saw stars but fortunately there was no injury to any vital organs. I don't like getting bitten or titty-twisted much, but tend to put up with it depending on the girl and circumstances. There is a woman who has been working the local SC circuit for years who's specialty is abusing the customers. Some places used to have a waiver to sign if you got a dance from her. She's popular with bachelor and birthday parties, since abusing the guest of honor seems to be a tradition. I made it clear years ago that I wouldn't put up with her "act", so the few times she has danced for me she took it easy.