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The following is targeted neither at beginners nor at experienced strip club customers. It's just a list of things that have worked for me over the decades (shit, I'm old). Some of these things might work for you; some might...

DISCLOSURE Hello my fellow TUSCL members. It has been a while since I have written an article or review. There was a good reason for that. Garfield has finally made the trek over to Frankfurt, Germany and...

As the outdoor lights faded, I stepped into a dark corridor, feeling the enveloping darkness surround me. My heart raced and my palms grew sweaty as I nervously handed my ID to the bouncer. At that time, I had only...

I described the glories of the once-great BallPark Tavern in a previous article (see Blowjobs on Christmas (https://app.tuscl.net/article/57816 )). Here I'm going to continue the chronicle of debauchery in response to a recent conversation about Playhouse Lounge, which is nearby...

It is important to approach strip clubs with an open mind, respect for the performers, and consideration for the establishment's rules and policies. With that said, here is a beginner's guide to strip clubs: Choose a club: Research...

A long time ago, I wrote an article about my first trip to a strip club and what a great experience it was, and how you never forget your first club experience. After my first trip to The Grandview, I...

  What exactly is it about eating pussy that makes it such a deliriously fabulous pastime? From certain perspectives, eating pussy could be considered gross.  After all, women dribble pee across their pink parts.  They bleed from their vaginas.  They get...

I am a pervert and I am prepared to admit it. But, despite my occasional outrageous conduct, I do occasionally behave like I have a heart or a conscience.   I’m sure some of you have run into this dilemma.  You feel...

So much can go wrong in a strip club. Not the once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe like armed robbery. Not even showstoppers like a grease fire or a power outage. The everyday annoyances that amount to cockblocking - or that just piss us...

I became a regular with a local dancer over the past few years and enjoyed lots of ITC fun with her. In general, if I was going to the club in question I was going to see her. ...

Dating a stripper can be a unique and exciting experience, but it can also come with its own set of challenges, especially if you met her at the club while working. This article will explore what it might be like...

My wife found porn on my computer once. It did not go well for me. I can’t even imagine what it would be like if she ever discovered that I have been to strip clubs, much less that I go...