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When I first started posting reviews to TUSCL, I named names... a lot. I never connected dancers by name to extras, but I posted a lot of details about who worked when, what they looked like, who had a good...

Hitting strip clubs all over this wonderful country of ours can make a dude a hungry. And sometimes you gotta stop before or after a strip club at a spot that hits the spot. These are a few places I've...

What's the secret to a great blowjob? I heard a comedian once describe his gym and the gay men who worked out there. Describing the layers of rippling muscle on their chiseled physiques, he said: I've never given a blowjob, but apparently...

After my divorce, I felt much more free to explore and focus on myself. My awful marriage just drained me. When I discovered stripping, I discovered that's just what I needed. I have two traits that would be helpful in...

Sociology, history, and economics have always seemed fascinating. It’s not clear how the economics and sociology of this industry is related to what’s going on outside. But it does seem pretty clear that economic and social forces must...

How do you explain what you like in women? And in particular, what drives the attributes you find sexy in the various providers of adult entertainment you pursue? Have you ever given it any thought? Beyond ‘“umm, tits good’ or...

One of the byproducts of the pandemic is that dancers seem more willing to meet with mongers outside of the club (OTC). I have never had as many dancers interested in getting together OTC after over 10 years of going...

If I had known sites like this existed when I started my strip club experiences, I might have avoided these. I’ve been a pretty infrequent club goer for the past 10 years. I’m from a small town, didn’t really get...

A lot of men out there have a fantasy of fucking a flight attendant. It is one of the things I have been able to cross off my sexual bucket list many times over. If you want to bed a stewardess,...

If you are visiting clubs in Seattle, I thought I might run down my favorites, from least favorite to most favorite. Please note I have note been to the new Sugars on Aurora, so I have left it out. The...

While masks are still required in some areas such as medical facilities and some emergency laws/regulations are just waiting to lapse for all intents and purposes we are out of Covid. Unfortunately I don’t think there will ever be a...

The following is targeted neither at beginners nor at experienced strip club customers. It's just a list of things that have worked for me over the decades (shit, I'm old). Some of these things might work for you; some might...