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Approximately four years ago I was driving home at night from the airport and desperately needed a bathroom stop. The idea of Maker's Mark on the rocks sounded appealing as well. The exit ahead was for a small city where I had lived 35 years earlier and I knew of a strip club which would be open as…

In the last year, I have gotten phone numbers from 3 entertainers. As I know a lot more about each of them, I thought I would share some insight into what makes these girls tick. Girl 1 is married with a seven year old daughter. I'm pretty sure she wasn't married when she gave me her number. She…

As an entertainer on quite a few different levels I've always really admired exotic dancers and I've always wanted to try it myself. Afterall my Mother danced for years and now my sister does as well. I've been entertaining the idea of being entertainer for years and years and now I'm at a point in my life where if I don't…

When I first began to visit "gentlemen" clubs, I couldn't see what the fuss was about. Sure, it was nice to see some naked women I'd never seen before, but it seemed more like a case of "selling the sizzle, not the steak." Dancers rarely approached me and if they did sit and chat for awhile and then offered a…

Squirting. I've heard it mentioned before on TUSCL with regard to certain dancers. I had actually never experienced a squirter until about two weeks ago (mid-September 2013). I was at a black dive down here in Miami on a late weekday afternoon in which the dancers seemed to outnumber the customers and the mileage was high. I had…

I don't frequent strip clubs. It's something I'll do for a friend's bachelor party or if a buddy of mine has a milestone birthday, but generally speaking it's not my thing. It's just so hard to get over the fact that virtually nothing the girls say to you is remotely truthful. Sure, you may get honest tidbits here and there,…

A recent stop in Toronto before returning to my Alberta home base gave me the opportunity to spend some time with my Toronto sweetie. A brief retelling of my history with Toronto sweetie before I tell this latest story. Sweetie is a dancer at one of the Toronto area's UHM clubs, a club in one of Toronto's northern suburbs. I…

It is said that strip clubs are a world onto themselves. They are often thought of as something of a taboo, almost like a niche sub-culture that everyone knows about, but few openly discuss. And yet, they are a staple of the American sex industry, aside from the usual connotations of bachelor parties and expense accounts. Customers and dancers from…

I have reviewed many of the clubs down in Tijuana numerous times, The Hong Kong Club and Adelita's bar being the 2 places I frequent the most. I don't often go to clubs in my home town as I live in Las Vegas and the clubs here are well known to fleece a man of all his cash and leave…

So, let's assume for a moment that we live in some sort of fantasy world where any of this is even remotely possible. What exactly would it take to "ban and confiscate all guns"? First, let's talk about the United States, which has that pesky Constitution to deal with. It *is* possible, technically, to repeal any Amendment to the…