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I discovered both the Liquid Lapdance product & the TUSCL discussion board last week while I was surfing the internet. I was inspired by the honest, detailed, and funny posts by the members of TUSCL to write an article about this new lap dance product. Also, I plan to write some informative reviews in the future about the strip clubs…

As promised, I returned to the HK Club in Tijuana (TJ) this past weekend and am happy to report my experiences. I drove up through Northern Mexico, crossed over in Mexicali, continued on to San Diego by car, parked on the American side and then walked across into TJ with an overnight duffle bag. I arrived at about 8pm on…

It was an indubitably beautiful November afternoon when I made the decision to get a massage. My hamstrings were throbbing and my right arm was beat up from one too many armbars. I thought to myself, Slick, if you don't do something quick, then you're gonna be in worse shape later on this week and won't…

I was in Zona Norte, Tijuana (TJ), Mexico a few weeks ago (Oct 19th, 2013) and feel compelled to write this report and provide mongers, hobbyists, purveyors and otherwise horny deviants my insights so as to possibly contribute to their future enjoyment / success. It was my first time to TJ as an adult (but not my first time to…

Approximately four years ago I was driving home at night from the airport and desperately needed a bathroom stop. The idea of Maker's Mark on the rocks sounded appealing as well. The exit ahead was for a small city where I had lived 35 years earlier and I knew of a strip club which would be open as…

In the last year, I have gotten phone numbers from 3 entertainers. As I know a lot more about each of them, I thought I would share some insight into what makes these girls tick. Girl 1 is married with a seven year old daughter. I'm pretty sure she wasn't married when she gave me her number. She…

As an entertainer on quite a few different levels I've always really admired exotic dancers and I've always wanted to try it myself. Afterall my Mother danced for years and now my sister does as well. I've been entertaining the idea of being entertainer for years and years and now I'm at a point in my life where if I don't…

When I first began to visit "gentlemen" clubs, I couldn't see what the fuss was about. Sure, it was nice to see some naked women I'd never seen before, but it seemed more like a case of "selling the sizzle, not the steak." Dancers rarely approached me and if they did sit and chat for awhile and then offered a…

Squirting. I've heard it mentioned before on TUSCL with regard to certain dancers. I had actually never experienced a squirter until about two weeks ago (mid-September 2013). I was at a black dive down here in Miami on a late weekday afternoon in which the dancers seemed to outnumber the customers and the mileage was high. I had…

I don't frequent strip clubs. It's something I'll do for a friend's bachelor party or if a buddy of mine has a milestone birthday, but generally speaking it's not my thing. It's just so hard to get over the fact that virtually nothing the girls say to you is remotely truthful. Sure, you may get honest tidbits here and there,…