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When I first began to visit "gentlemen" clubs, I couldn't see what the fuss was about. Sure, it was nice to see some naked women I'd never seen before, but it seemed more like a case of "selling the sizzle, not the steak." Dancers rarely approached me and if they did sit and chat for awhile and then offered a…

Squirting. I've heard it mentioned before on TUSCL with regard to certain dancers. I had actually never experienced a squirter until about two weeks ago (mid-September 2013). I was at a black dive down here in Miami on a late weekday afternoon in which the dancers seemed to outnumber the customers and the mileage was high. I had…

I don't frequent strip clubs. It's something I'll do for a friend's bachelor party or if a buddy of mine has a milestone birthday, but generally speaking it's not my thing. It's just so hard to get over the fact that virtually nothing the girls say to you is remotely truthful. Sure, you may get honest tidbits here and there,…

A recent stop in Toronto before returning to my Alberta home base gave me the opportunity to spend some time with my Toronto sweetie. A brief retelling of my history with Toronto sweetie before I tell this latest story. Sweetie is a dancer at one of the Toronto area's UHM clubs, a club in one of Toronto's northern suburbs. I…

It is said that strip clubs are a world onto themselves. They are often thought of as something of a taboo, almost like a niche sub-culture that everyone knows about, but few openly discuss. And yet, they are a staple of the American sex industry, aside from the usual connotations of bachelor parties and expense accounts. Customers and dancers from…

I have reviewed many of the clubs down in Tijuana numerous times, The Hong Kong Club and Adelita's bar being the 2 places I frequent the most. I don't often go to clubs in my home town as I live in Las Vegas and the clubs here are well known to fleece a man of all his cash and leave…

So, let's assume for a moment that we live in some sort of fantasy world where any of this is even remotely possible. What exactly would it take to "ban and confiscate all guns"? First, let's talk about the United States, which has that pesky Constitution to deal with. It *is* possible, technically, to repeal any Amendment to the…

Technology is moving forward at the speed of light, no doubt about it. With all the gadgets and gizmos that one can purchase for either business or pleasure (no I don't mean vibrators) in terms of phones or computers; it can make it somewhat distracting just keeping an eye on things while at a strip club. This is a recent phenomenon…

When one of my newer regular dancers offered to me OTC, I jumped at the chance. Let me start off by saying I was not looking for sex – just high mileage intimate time together without a “stop watch” or video cameras. I had been seeing the girl at the club for about a month. She was a 31 year old…

Earlier this week on the way to my office to suppress some of the boredom of the 50 minute drive, I began thinking how I wanted to incorporate into my hobbyist spreadsheet some of the best ITC fucks of all time I have had. While I have done more than a whole shift of girls itc (some many times)…