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THE WRONG WAY TO SEPARATE A DANCER FROM HER REGULAR. It was recently suggested on a board at another site that if the stripper you want to spend time with is being monopolized by a regular, then it would be perfectly okay to walk up to them, politely interrupt their conversation, and let the dancer know that you’d like a dance…

Sunday I'm having a pleasant dream for just a minute, and wake up suddenly. I am alive. 6 people are gathered around my bed. "What is your name" one asks. "John Doe" "Where are you?" "Evanston, IL." "What year is it?" "2016". "How do you feel? Any headache?" "I feel really good. Can I go home?" Laughter. "You will, soon." We got the tumor and your pituitary should recover…

I am a new upcoming dancer in the NYC/NJ area. After doing all the research possible and buying shoes and clothes, I decided to finally go and try out. I wanted to go to New York Dolls. I hopped on the bus then subway. I went in during the day for an audition around 1pm. The club…

When in Baltimore, you have 2 truly unique options on where to go. The 2 Gentlemens Clubs in the area are Scores and The Hustler. Scores will have the best quality by far.There are some truly real stunning girls. You will frequently find a 10. You will pay a premium for her time and attention. The "hustle" at Scores…

Raised in a religious, well at least pseudo religious household. Taught that Eve coming from Adam's rib as a gift from God was a testament on how we should adore and protect the opposite sex. Furthermore, examples of whores turned saints only fortified this belief of the innate sanctity of a woman's soul, it was to be held in high…

Ok, so I'm realizing there are two types of people in the USA; beggars and choosers I'm a beggar at the moment. I have to woo chicks. I have to negotiate price. Often times I have to take a huge loss, and because what? Economics is about scarcity, supply and demand. But I'm sure there is no short supply…

I assume that the core audience on a strip club forum is 99.99% male (and possibly .01% female poseur) so i think that many of you will recognize a version of the plight I am experiencing. I am suffering from a kind of non-sexual version of the common male problem "post-coital tristesse" (PCT), the feeling of regret immediately following…

Ok so I thought I'd share this kinda interesting story with everyone. I was on Jerry Springer once for being a stripper and it's interesting how that came to be. At the time I was retired from stripping and was working a regular day time job. Well, everyone at my work knew that I used to strip and that I still…

This is an article sorta describing my chocolate evolution – may not be of interest to most since most are not into my niche; but you all know how the chocolate fascinates me so I shall speak my PL mind. I picked the quirky title b/c TUSCLer “mikeya02” once posted a discussion thread along the lines of what movie would describe…

I've been around tuscl for 10years ( 5as a lurker then 5 as a active contributing member) and have read countless review's from state to state.I've also been on the board and have digested tons of articles. Below will be my commentary on the tuscl terms we use and the one's i have never seen used. My idea of this article is…