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Write an ArticleThings they Don't Teach in School
Hiring a stripper is just the same as hiring any other professional, like your doctor, your lawyer, your pastor, your mechanic, your personal trainer and so on. It doesn't matter what the service is; you pay them all the same -- with cold hard cash from the sweat of your own brow. The general rule is if you're nice…
14 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Estafador)
72_os
Ten Tips For New and Old alike. . .
While I'm sure most or many of you have heard or thought about many of these tips, I hope they will still benefit some new or old strip club mongers on their road to happy lapping.
Tip 1: People are people and your best approach to any business or personal relationship is to be respectful and remember there is another person…
4 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Timex345)
building
10 Commandments for Strip Club Enthusiasts
Having spent quite a bit of time over the last 15 years in various strip clubs, massage parlors, and various other adult entertainment locations all around the country, having seen the adult entertainment business change dramatically when CL and Backpage started their sites, and then seeing the CL adult site close after the serial killer, and having seriously dated one…
16 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Jetblack
Cuatro Veces en Tijuana
I finally did it. Thanks to you mongers and the old poster "Dr. F," I was finally able to make my trip to Tijuana and experience its greatness!
It started with the usual business trip to San Diego, but I extended my trip by one day and procured lodging in a hotel in San Ysidro. After checking in mid afternoon I…
21 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Toomuchcover
How My Tastes Have Changed
Has your taste in strippers changed over the years?
When I first started going to clubs about 5 years ago I didn't know what I wanted from a stripper. I mean, of course I wanted them to get naked and dance on me, but I didn't know what it would be like at all. Would they be like the girls in…
14 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(3LeggedMan)
seawa
Ballon Fiesta Visitors Guide to Albuquerque Strip Clubs
If you are visiting Albuquerque for the Balloon Fiesta you can have fun in several strip clubs. While Albuquerque is not a destination strip club city, I think the clubs are above average for the US and well worth visiting.
If you are going to the balloon fiesta, you will be getting up early in the morning as most of…
10 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(minnow)
Harderlap
Some Adelitas and Tijuana Pointers and Advice
Let me explain the right way to have fun in Tijuana WITHOUT risk of getting robbed and beaten half to death. BTW - this shit rarely happens now of days BUT - It can still happen if not careful. I'm Mexican and I still watch my back when I got out there.
First off, if you're from L.A (like me)…
54 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
lapdancelover23
Best Sex I ever had in a Strip Club - Close to the Best Ever.
I went to a strip club recently on a weekday evening. It was a decent little place that allowed the girls to offer a menu but some girls did and some didn't (the place shall remain nameless). The place was slow. I ordered my beer to sip on (cheaper than a water). The next thing I…
8 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Tiredtraveler
Every Monger Should Visit Brazil at Least Once
Recently went to Brazil on business. Then extended trip by a few days for fun. And we know TUSCL members are not pimple-laced nubes visiting strip clubs. We've got black-belts in strip-club-ology that equate goodness to mileage. So why not turn to Backpage for ultimate mileage? Short answer - the majority of backpage service providers are not attractive. Some…
25 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Jascoi)
rogertex
how i found happiness in the VIP rooms
For some time now my interest in the vip/champagne rooms has decreased due to the lack of intimacy, but at the time I didn't understand this was the issue.
See at first I started not getting erections with these supper hot girls dancing all over me and the fun just wasn't there any more. Because lets face it having a massive…
6 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Bend7)
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