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For those interested in crossing from Mexico back into the United States quickly, every time, day or night, regardless of the length of the "regular line", I have provided details below. The line I use to get back across the border in 30-60 seconds is called the SENTRI line. It is on the far right of the big line,…

One issue I've started encountering more and more now that I'm travel dancing is strip club weirdos. Guys with weird fetishes and/or behaviors that for whatever reason come to the strip club instead of finding a streetwalker. Here's a list of just some of the weird things I've encountered: 1. Guys who flat out ask for sex - I don't give…

What do I need to audition? You need your ID, makeup, and few outfits (usually bra, thong and boy short type panties or shorts). You may need pasties depending on where the strip club is. Have a few songs in mind that you feel comfortable stripping to. How do I make it though the audition? Just do it. Each answer is different…

This story takes place in downtown Louisville, Kentucky one weekend in May. No shit. There I was, first time visiting the Ft. Knox area. Four of my coworkers and myself are there for the weekend to attend training for our company. We all thought it was going to be a boring, do nothing weekend. So we decide to go out…

I'm not politically correct. I'm not a dick, but I'm not politically correct. I know what I know, I try and be a good guy, but in the end, I know what I know. Strippers seem to be like stray cats to me. Let me rephrase that, the strippers I've had contact with outside the club seem to…

I am very active on TUSCL via the discussion-board and writing-reviews thus I often get PMs asking me about Miami/South-Florida (SoFla) club info. I am writing this article so I can just point people to it or other TUSCLers can point PLs to it wanting SoFla club info – there are probably 50+ clubs in SoFla so obviously it's counter-productive to…

THE WRONG WAY TO SEPARATE A DANCER FROM HER REGULAR. It was recently suggested on a board at another site that if the stripper you want to spend time with is being monopolized by a regular, then it would be perfectly okay to walk up to them, politely interrupt their conversation, and let the dancer know that you’d like a dance…

Sunday I'm having a pleasant dream for just a minute, and wake up suddenly. I am alive. 6 people are gathered around my bed. "What is your name" one asks. "John Doe" "Where are you?" "Evanston, IL." "What year is it?" "2016". "How do you feel? Any headache?" "I feel really good. Can I go home?" Laughter. "You will, soon." We got the tumor and your pituitary should recover…

I am a new upcoming dancer in the NYC/NJ area. After doing all the research possible and buying shoes and clothes, I decided to finally go and try out. I wanted to go to New York Dolls. I hopped on the bus then subway. I went in during the day for an audition around 1pm. The club…

When in Baltimore, you have 2 truly unique options on where to go. The 2 Gentlemens Clubs in the area are Scores and The Hustler. Scores will have the best quality by far.There are some truly real stunning girls. You will frequently find a 10. You will pay a premium for her time and attention. The "hustle" at Scores…