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I know the authenticity of most of what is written on this site is always questioned, as it should be. However, I hope that from my previous articles, you can see that I do the best I can about being honest on this site. It took me about 6 visits to get to the point where OTC was an option…

I was at a club recently where they were celebrating their One Millionth customer through the door. As a math nerd this got me thinking... Let us assume that the One Millionth customer thing isn't a load of SS in the first place. Based on what the DJ was saying, the club has been open for approx. 18 years. 18 years x…

About 3 years ago one of my favorite strip clubs (Cadillac Lounge in Providence, Rhode Island) began scanning every patron's drivers license. It doesn't matter how old you are or look, they demand to see your ID at the front door and then without your consent insert it into a device that looks like a credit card reader. This thing…

Rule #1: Every dancer has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none, but no one is doing just you! Rule #2: Dancers don't necessarily keep a regular schedule. Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door.…

For those interested in crossing from Mexico back into the United States quickly, every time, day or night, regardless of the length of the "regular line", I have provided details below. The line I use to get back across the border in 30-60 seconds is called the SENTRI line. It is on the far right of the big line,…

One issue I've started encountering more and more now that I'm travel dancing is strip club weirdos. Guys with weird fetishes and/or behaviors that for whatever reason come to the strip club instead of finding a streetwalker. Here's a list of just some of the weird things I've encountered: 1. Guys who flat out ask for sex - I don't give…

What do I need to audition? You need your ID, makeup, and few outfits (usually bra, thong and boy short type panties or shorts). You may need pasties depending on where the strip club is. Have a few songs in mind that you feel comfortable stripping to. How do I make it though the audition? Just do it. Each answer is different…

This story takes place in downtown Louisville, Kentucky one weekend in May. No shit. There I was, first time visiting the Ft. Knox area. Four of my coworkers and myself are there for the weekend to attend training for our company. We all thought it was going to be a boring, do nothing weekend. So we decide to go out…

I'm not politically correct. I'm not a dick, but I'm not politically correct. I know what I know, I try and be a good guy, but in the end, I know what I know. Strippers seem to be like stray cats to me. Let me rephrase that, the strippers I've had contact with outside the club seem to…

I am very active on TUSCL via the discussion-board and writing-reviews thus I often get PMs asking me about Miami/South-Florida (SoFla) club info. I am writing this article so I can just point people to it or other TUSCLers can point PLs to it wanting SoFla club info – there are probably 50+ clubs in SoFla so obviously it's counter-productive to…