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It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a…

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. Guys like to touch, but REALLY like to be touched. Pretty simple.…

It is possible that you long time TUSCL members might remember my brother, the TUSCL member known as FarmerArt. I am Art's oldest brother. Art died at Christmas, 2015 and I am executor of his estate. About six months after Art died I found his TUSCL laptop and learned about his rather extensive involvement with the strip club sub-culture in the…

I know that there was a previous discussion recently about alcohol and nudity, but i thought that this might work better as an article as there's a story involved. Now there is probably nothing worse, at least as far as the usual things go (obviously there are worse and worst case scenarios), than being ROBed and being ROBed big…

I'm a disciple of The System, as in I absolutely and thoroughly believe in its merit. Like those who are enlightened by whatever religious book, I am similarly reading and studying The System, and asking myself what would RBD do? What is The System? More than a few ago years now, RBD published a Jerry McGuire like memo who's mission…

So if you have read my articles in the past or any other stories on here you know that my favorite Club is Pure Gold but do you know why? Let's all get into our Doctor Who Tardis and go back in time. Pure Gold opened as a Naughty and Nice Shop and later would add Dancing Girls who gave…

It's a #ThrowbackThursday and on this January Day the fog and clouds haven't gone away in my Northern California home area all day and it's been dark all day. So I started thinking about the first time I found TUSCL and my first opinion on it to what I think about it now. In 2013 My Best Friend had to…

Perhaps the Rolling Stones said it best "Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself" As I write this article today it has been a very rough day for me after a very sweet night with my favorite girl. I've been getting hammered with comments some hurtful others just ones who don't understand me so Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself. I…

I'm a follower of The System. I absolutely believe those who don't heed The Word won't be getting OTC 35% of the time when the end of 18 months come around. My first time out using The System I got to pay a stripper to offer me an above-the-pants simulated BJ. What can I say I'm a fast learner…

I just got home from a trip to KC, and the experience is lingering. I wrote up the below. To help capture the experience, to understand it, I don't know. I just needed to write it, and I found this site. I hope this is an appropriate place to submit it. Thanks. Friday night I went to a club in KC…