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<p>OTC Gal asked why I date strippers as opposed to women who aren't strippers, some reasons why, using an ATF seen OTC as opposed to just a stripper in a club.</p>
<p><u><b>ATF</b></u></p>
<p>You know that you'll get the sex.</p>
<p>The sex is guilt free.</p>
<p>Most likely, you'll never meet her relatives.</p>
<p>She's at your beck and call.</p>
<p>Most likely, won't want you to dress a certain way.</p>
<p>Doesn't see your place, unless you're stupid (like I was ).</p>
<p>Will travel with you and enjoy it.</p>
<p>Might discuss you with her stripper friends, but you'll never hear about it.</p>
<p>Doesn't care what you eat, unless you fart on your dates with her.</p>
<p>Is fine with you just as you are.</p>
<p>You can budget what you'll spend on her.<br />
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<p><u><b>Girlfriend</b></u></p>
<p>Sex can be iffy.</p>
<p>Sex carries with it, an emotional price tag.</p>
<p>You must meet her relatives, and pretend to like them.</p>
<p>She wants you accounted for 7/24.</p>
<p>After a month or two, wants you to wear unmasculine clothing.</p>
<p>Wants to reorganize and redecorate your place.</p>
<p>Trip? Oh you'll get her input as to where to go, and what to see.</p>
<p>Ran a poll on you with her friends, and lets you in on every gory detail.</p>
<p>Will regulate your diet at some point.</p>
<p>Her eventual goal is to emasculate you and carry your nuts around in her purse.</p>
<p>Will nag you to meet certain financial goals and will tell you how to spend her, I mean your money.</p>
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