OTC Gal asked why I date strippers as opposed to women who aren't strippers, some reasons why, using an ATF seen OTC as opposed to just a stripper in a club.
ATF
You know that you'll get the sex.
The sex is guilt free.
Most likely, you'll never meet her relatives.
She's at your beck and call.
Most likely, won't want you to dress a certain way.
Doesn't see your place, unless you're stupid (like I was ).
Will travel with you and enjoy it.
Might discuss you with her stripper friends, but you'll never hear about it.
Doesn't care what you eat, unless you fart on your dates with her.
Is fine with you just as you are.
You can budget what you'll spend on her.
Girlfriend
Sex can be iffy.
Sex carries with it, an emotional price tag.
You must meet her relatives, and pretend to like them.
She wants you accounted for 7/24.
After a month or two, wants you to wear unmasculine clothing.
Wants to reorganize and redecorate your place.
Trip? Oh you'll get her input as to where to go, and what to see.
Ran a poll on you with her friends, and lets you in on every gory detail.
Will regulate your diet at some point.
Her eventual goal is to emasculate you and carry your nuts around in her purse.
Will nag you to meet certain financial goals and will tell you how to spend her, I mean your money.
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last commentI've heard this term ATF recently and call me a moron if you want. But what the hell does ATF stand for?
WFFM I get. RAGF I get....ATF?
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ATF= All time favorite??? Someone enlighten me please...
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Adult Temporary Fling?
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Great post - I knew there was a reason I prefer meeting my ATF for sessions vs a traditional GF.
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Wow! Every point is for ATF and every point is against a GF. Could it possibly, possibly be that you are just a complete loser who can't land a girlfriend and is trying to make a virtue out of your necessity here?
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Very funny post...too bad that they are misinterpreted by some..
Keep up the good work as I enjoy a good laugh at lunch when I'm reading these...
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wtf is atf?
escort?
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i agree,i love all my atfs
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ATF=All Time Favorite
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Ony an idiot would try to attach a stigma for paying for pussy. Its no different than paying for food IMO. I have found many guys who knock paying for pussy really don't have any money. Consequently, they can't even get in the game LOL.
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Many times a relationship with a girlfriend can be complicated. She might be looking for someone to take care of her. She might be looking at you as someone she can change or mold to her idea of what a potential husband should be. She might try and take over your life.
A "friend with benefits" might be someone who you have fun with and no strings sex. You see each other just for short periods of time and have fun.
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I would say the stripper I have been seeing is "A friend with benefits." There are not strings attached and the sex is great!
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Life with women is very simple if you follow a few simple rules so as to be able to hold onto all the power
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Well of course sex is better when the woman actually likes you as opposed to when she is just pretending to because she needs to be paid to support her drug habit. Unfortunately, Payer11 has never had sex with a woman who actually liked him, so he doesn't know the difference. To use the food analogy, Payer11 is saying there is no difference between a Big Mac versus prime rib.
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