Since this isn't specific to any one club, I thought an article would make more sense as an article then as a club review as it contains some logistical info. If you disagree, feel free to disapprove.
Sunday-So, I got up at the ass-crack of dawn to catch my flight from the northeast to SAN. I arrived just before noon and grabbed lunch at the Delta Skyclub at the airport. Ubered to my hotel in downtown San Diego as I had meetings to attend this week and HR might have an issue with trying to expense Hotel Cascadas!
Took the Blue line trolley to TJ for $2.50. (insert politically incorrect rant here)-there are many sketchy people in the Zona but the trolley is pretty much a zoo. Between the homeless, lack of law enforcement, and run of the mill nut jobs it's best to be alert. The worst section is the 4 or 5 stops on either side of 12th and Imperial. I know there are homeless people in just about every city but, the ones in California seem to take crazy to a whole new level.
There were only a couple of people ahead of me in the gringo line at Mexican immigration so, that was pretty quick. One note tho, I did observe a Mexican immigration officer checking the passports of everyone in the Mexican line and sending a couple of folks back to the gringo line.
The HK limo was waiting in the dirt lot just past Mexican immigration. Used the VIP card to check into Cascadas a little after 1530 ($280 for 3 nights in a Master Suite including the $70 for the VIP card.) I have had good luck bringing girls from the 3rd tier bars back there for a couple of hours or TLN so, it's worth it to me to get a room there as well as one in San Diego.
Made a pass through HK and it was fairly quiet but picked up later. Only the first two floors of the main club and the original Miami room were open.
I hit my usual haunts HK, Gold Palace, La Carreta, and the infamous Bar Reno. I also checked out Bar Chavas based on another monger's comments.
A few quick observations:
Gold Palace- 6 or 8 girls all middle of the road. The best looking one by far was a tall, thin South American ( I forget which country she said she was from but it surprised me that she wasn't Mexican) with a couple of neck and facial tats. Not my thing but, if you're into that she was pretty tough.
Bar Chavas- This was my first visit here. There were 6-8 maseras doubling as dancers. Most were older (40ish) but, a couple were kinda cute. Chatted up a blonde GILF and bought her a couple of fichas ($9.00 each.). She spoke little English and tried to convince me to hang out till she got off shift at 2200 so that she could go back to my room with me. She claimed that there would be no charge since she liked me... I was beat from travelling, doubted her story, and didn't want to stick around that long so I passed.
Bar Reno- BR was busy all afternoon and evening with the normal cast of characters. Dos Equis are $3 and fichas are $7. I bought a couple of fichas for two different ladies who spoke in Spanish at 100 mph. Between the loud music and the speed at which they talked, there was no way that my lousy Spanish could keep up so I just nodded and smiled. There was one lady with huge chichis who was probably a 10 on the BR scale but she was busy all night. One odd thing, on the way out, a random Mexican dude shook my hand, patted me on the back and thanked me for visiting. I'm old and ugly so, maybe he confused me with Lumpy!
I wound up in La Carreta around 1930 and found 6-8 ladies, most in the 5-7 range and only one other monger. Beers were $4 I think and fichas $11. I met Nikki, a pretty girl with B cups and a good attitude. She was a little on the thick side but was more than friendly and loved to kiss. After some mutual groping she asked to go to the associated hotel. She quoted $23 for the room and $100 for her time. I could have probably negotiated a bit but it would have been difficult with her tongue in my mouth!
Checked into the hotel next door which was nicer than I expected. The reception area appears to be recently renovated? The room was basic but had a double bed and attached bathroom.
The kissing and groping continued and she was quickly getting a bit wet. She begged me to DATY and I obliged. She was clean and freshly shaven so it was enjoyable. She clearly knew what she wanted and moved my head around to get to the right spot. We finished with a skilfull BBBJ and CFS. She claims to have Monday night off and wants to meet for dinner and drinks. We exchanged Whatsapp numbers. We'll see if she actually shows...
I hit the US border at about 2130 and there was no line at all. More to follow...
Monday- Took the trolley again and arrived at the border around 1630. About two dozen people in the gringo line and they were again checking IDs in the Mexican citizen line again. The Zona Shuttle was not in the parking lot and I was in a bit of a hurry so I grabbed a cab for $10.
One note that someone mentioned in another topic. it does appear that HK has run off the street girls from the front of their businesses. There were plenty of SGs available but they seem to have relocated across the street.
I met Nikki a few minutes before 1700. Not only did she show but she was early. Clearly she hasn't embraced stripper time yet!
We grabbed dinner at Azul. Baked lobster tail for her and shrimp tacos for me. Along with two drinks the total came to $60. Not cheap but fairly reasonable for what we had. We chatted a bit during dinner using Google Translate for the most part. She is from Venezuela and has been in TJ for a couple of weeks. She plans on staying till the first of December and then returning home. She may return sometime after the first of the year. She is trying to raise enough money to open a hair/nail salon in Caracas.
We stopped at OXXO and grabbed a 12 pack for the room. Dropped it at Cascadas and got Nikki a wrist band so she could come and go as she pleased (no charge.)
After dinner we spent several hours in HK. We scored a great second floor table overlooking the main stage. Nikki was quick to evaluate the various dancers. She is not a fan of fake titties and asses. She tipped $5 to half a dozen or so dancers from our second floor perch.
We stopped in Tropical for one beer and the pickings were pretty slim and the whole club was as empty as I've seen it in a long time.
Back to HK it was for a couple of more beers. This was actually a pretty cost effective evening. We were not getting dances so no fichas and Nikkis beers were the same $5 as mine. This was as much time as I've spent in HK in years as I'm more of an alley/dive bar kinda guy. I have to say that it was a target rich environment. I also think that the maseros were a little more relaxed than they have been.
We headed back to my room around 2300 and had another great evening. Round 2 early this morning. I tipped Nikki $300 and thought that was a bargain since she spent 14 hours with me. I headed back to the border around 7:30 to make my meeting in San Diego. Impressive line at the border (at least an hour or two.) I almost felt guilty moving to the front with my Global Entry card...Almost! No line at the counter, no questions from immigration and I breezed right through.
Meeting Nikki again tonight at Border Psycho Cantina for a few beers and dinner. Unless something extraordinary happens I probably won't update this. I will have some great memories to hold me over till my next trip in February!
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