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rickdugan

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It is hard not to like Dallas, with the variety of club options and friendly girls. I am in the middle of an extended road trip here, but after waking up two mornings in a row with a lighter wallet, satisfied smile and bad hangover, trying to remember the name of the girl that left my room each morning (2 different girls from 2 different clubs), I figured that I have enough to post a decent road trip report.&nbsp; <br />
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Except for Silver City and Baby Dolls, I have been to&nbsp;these places multiple times, so this is also a bit of a thumb nail summary of my experiences.<br />
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<u><font face="Arial">Silver</font></u><u><font face="Arial"> City</font></u><br />
<font face="Arial">Guess I am starting with the bad and moving up. There were some attractive (but not mind-blowing) girls here but I found this place to be very boring. My usual routine did not draw any attention whatsoever, the reason for which became clear later when the manager sat down and offered me the tour. I declined but chatted with him for a while. When I told him, at his request, which clubs I normally frequent in Dallas, he said, &ldquo;Oh, you like the blue collar clubs.&rdquo; If that means unpretentious and fun clubs where a suited guy with cash gets a lot of play, then mark me down for a &quot;hell yes!&quot; &nbsp;The topper was when a girl complained to the manager that her custy was ordering bottle service and that she might be expected to- *gasp*-&nbsp;drink with him. I was leaving as he reassured her that they could slip her water, which the custy would not be able to distinguish from the vodka that he was ordering. </font><br />
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<u><font face="Arial">Clubhouse</font></u><br />
<font face="Arial">Loud. This place is owned by an old rocker and the music is always very loud. I have been here a few times but can only stand it for so long. The girls are attractive but, between the inability to talk with anyone and the lack of a bar (it is all table seating, which is not really my style), I never really enjoy it. Can&rsquo;t argue with full nude and byob, though there are a few better places for that.</font><br />
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<u><font face="Arial">Baby Dolls</font></u><br />
<font face="Arial">This place was ok, but I did not enjoy it too much. To be fair, this place was packed full of truly hot women. They also ran lots of stages, including a little one conveniently close to my bar seat. On the minus side, however, it was a bit of a hustle joint/lap dance factory. The spot lights over the bar (yes, shining in your face while you are getting toasty) made the place feel very corporate or industrial. This place was like ESPN Zone on steroids, with lots of bright lights and tvs. </font><br />
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<u>Spearmint Rhino<br />
</u><font face="Arial">Some of the girls were a riot, which made this kind of an interesting stop.&nbsp; I sat at the bar and got to enjoy a few girls walking along the top of the bar for their tips.&nbsp; Got hustled a lot and there were some bitter girls there, but net-net ok as a way station on the way to CR and the Fare (which were on the same street).&nbsp; Some hot girls, some not so much, but a very interesting and funny vibe here.<br />
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<u><font face="Arial">Jaguar&rsquo;s Gold Club</font></u><br />
<font face="Arial">This was a good stop to chill for a while and to crack open the bottle of Crowne. It is byob and supposedly full nude, but in two hours here I don&rsquo;t think I saw a single kitty. It is obviously nude optional, which was kind of a damper. This place always tends to have young girls, which leads me to believe that it is the place where the girls between 18-20 go to dance when they don't want to have to take their bottoms off.</font><br />
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<u><font face="Arial">Cabaret Royale</font></u><br />
<font face="Arial">One of my favorite clubs in Dallas. A little divey even as it tries to be pretentious, but all of that just seems to give it a certain charm to me. The fact that the girls are down to earth helps too. It is right next to the Fare and a VIP wrist band lets you bounce between the two, which I also find to be neat. And did I mention the friendly girls? <img class="inlineimg" title="Wink" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/…" /></font><br />
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<u><font face="Arial">Fare Room</font></u><br />
<font face="Arial">Full nude and a lot of fun. I like the nicely dark VIP room upstairs, though it is a little too well patrolled at night. All kidding aside, it is a very down to earth club with friendly girls and staff. I have had several damn good nights here over the years - though not ITC per se. It is a good party spot with very understanding staff and crew.</font><br />
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<u><font face="Arial">Pandoras</font></u><br />
<font face="Arial">I like Latinas a lot, and this place is full of them. Nude, friendly and Latina &ndash; muchas gracias! Armed with a nice suit, plenty of money and a bottle of Crowne, opportunities abound. Now there are a fair amount of older and less attractive girls here, but also plenty of sexy ones once you push through the aggressive first wave. This is another place where many damn good nights have been born (and hopefully that is the only thing) <img class="inlineimg" title="Evil" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/…" /></font>