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HP is in a decent area of paterson and has a large parking lot which does tend to get quite full at busy times. I have always managed to find parking and never had…

I usually go here early on in the week, but a friend told me about a hot new dancer there named Angel, so I came in on a Friday. Great thing about this place is…

Arrived to a free deserted parking lot on the east side of the building. Even thou TUSCL states it opens at 11:30 it doesn't. It's noon with the Michigan Sunday liquor law.…

Tex Mex was my first gentleman's club to visit on my return to the valley. I parked on the side of the building short walk to the door. Paid the $5 cover charge the door…

I have visited this club a few times in the past few months, so I am combining those visits in this review. The door fee was $8.00 before 8:00 PM, and $12.00 after 8:00…

Arrived at about 1045 on Saturday night via Uber. Doorman gave quick pat down and collected $20 cover. Upon entering I found a standing spot along the wall just outside the dressing room.…

1st time to the Men's Club. The parking lot is large and well lit.

Layout.
As you walk in there was a $5 cover. The main bar to the right with about 10…

Stopped by Saturday around 9pm.

Club is as described ad nauseam. Parking lot is enclosed in a fence -no valet. Not a ton of cars in the parking lot. Walked in and paid the…

Found myself in Detroit Friday and decided to stop by during day shift. To start, parking is in the back behind what looks like a mechanic shop. Pretty awkward because the guys working are looking…

After 4 days partying down the keys the wife crashed at 5 on Friday leaving me with an unexpected free evening. My choice was the 6:00 p.m. Poker Tourney at the casino or lap dances/no…

Hey for desert strum out there this is not a club review or scam or whatever. I'm a real person and you can DM me and read my other reviews. I've never in my 20…

Came with 2 friends of mine from NYC. $20 entry fee whichnis standard. Sat down right by the stage and ordered a round of drinks which was $40.

Girls (mostly Cuban) were making the rounds as…

Was in Vegas right after Halloween, so it was pretty empty. Thought a more local spot might, "hi the spot". decided to find.... Got there around 6pm, bouncer was super chill & charged me the…

I was back in town, so this is not a shill or dupe of my review from the spring. This is an update as of early fall. Things have actually improved in some…

I visit on a Tuesday afternoon around 2:00 PM. I wait about 4 minutes for the Valet to show up, and after I pay the valet to park and enter the club. Since…

So, I have been out of the strip club game since COVID hit, but even before that, the quality of clubs and fun for your money was already declining in my area. Even during these…

Went to Imperials on a Saturday after midnight after getting wired on Vietnamese Coffee at the OC shops. Paid my $11 because homie gave me a military discount at the door.

You can't drink upstairs…

Stopped by this place to see what it was all about I had a pretty okay time.When you walk in there are some chairs around the stage area the bar is on the right drinks…

I took a break from my usual haunts to go see a little eye candy. I’ve OD’d on Sugars and Pandoras so I headed to my go-to eye candy stop, the Playground Cabaret. It has…