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Recent visit to the Orchid. The place has been described a million times already, but per the requirements, here is one million and one. Industrial part of Philly near salvage yards and a…

Made a trip into Philly to visit LaPearl. Arrived a little after 6 and left 8ish.
Paid outside, no pat down. Had a couple of drinks $5 beers, $6 alcohol.
LaPearl…

After a visit to Good Guys and being told that they sold dances now (did not partake as I felt those were overly expensive with the cheapest being 2 due $100), I decided to check…

Visited the Gold Club this past Wednesday night, 5/14/25, after work in Center City. The club is at the end of a small street/alley. YOu can get to the club by…

I stopped into the Hi- Liter on a recent Saturday afternoon. I arrived around 1:30, lots of parking available. Bouncer at the door but no ID scan or cover charge. No trouble finding a…

Came on a Sunday to watch the game and get some fun on the side. Watched game 7 of the NBA game and to scope at the talent. No drink specials as…

This is my local club but they have made some upgrades, and yesterday I had a particularly enjoyable visit so I thought I would update the community.

Standard stuff:
$7 entrance, they've never asked for…

Was in Atlanta on a Monday afternoon with some free time so decided to drop in. Parked in a semi full lot around 230 and paid 10 to park. 10 to enter and had to…

Whenever I’m downtown, a lot of times Spyce is usually on my list of clubs to go. I probably average a Spyce visit 1 to 2 times a month. This is downtown, so you’ll have…

Stopped by on an afternoon while in town for work with some time to kill. Located downtown, not sure where the best place to park would be, as I walked there myself from the hotel.

Walk…

Came in on a Thursday around 4pm with a group of 5. Admission was $5 and they scanned our IDs. From what I remember my drinks were around $12-$14. Club was dead, seemed like a…

This is a Latina club. Arrived around 1AM. The cover was $20, beers were a little less than $10. They will check your ID, and give you a pefunctury pat down. A…

Club Rouge is the club in Portland I’ve been to most over the past couple of years, probably on average one trip every couple of years. What happens is I’m usually downtown on the weekends,…

This is a review encompasses 2 consecutive days (Monday and Tuesday) and different times if days for perspective at Chicago Club in TJ.

Met my friend Zbott in TJ early Monday afternoon as well as a…

Last Monday night in March visit was a typical off peak night in many ways: No bathroom troll, 1/3 to 1/2 capacity, fewer dancers (15 or so), not quite the hotness of weekend shift yet…

Oz is a club which reliable provides attractive dancers, high mileage, and plentiful extras opportunities for those mongers who partake. This past Monday I arrived in the huge and well-lit parking lot just past…

Have been to this club for about 6 years running, once a year. it is Myrtle afterall. This visit was on a thursday evening. There were plenty of girls, probably 40 or…

Visited from 1:30 to 3:00 on a Monday afternoon.

Nothing had changed about the club since I visited a few months ago. No ID check. No cover. So dark it takes several minutes to see anything…

This is review for a visit to Mario’s Showplace The club is not far from Rhode Island and is located in Webster which is a small town and I have no clue what it is…

This is the old XTC club and well renovated from the last time I was here. Paid $10 cover free parking. I think it was $2 U call it for drinks where the…

This is my second time to Platinum since the reopening (I visited several times in prior years before it shut down initially). For this trip, I parked right in front of the club...it was valet…

3:30pm arrival on a Monday

Maybe 10 cars in the lot. Saw only 4 dudes inside so they clearly tell girls/employees to park in the front to make it look busy

$5 cover.
I…

Being down there for business I needed a place to relieve some stress. Arrived there at lunch and only a few customers and dancers were there.
There was plenty of parking available outside and there was…

So I was back in Vegas for a long weekend with friends.

I arrived on Friday in the afternoon and had been texting this stripper who had given me her number last time at…

After a lack luster visit to splendor earlier I decided to hit up diosa again. I had just been in town for work and this was a monday night. The parking lot was well light…

ATF1 wanted to see the Chica VIP contest. The only Chica VIP contest that I had seen previously was years ago and ATF1 took second place. (I got busted taking pictures of her on stage.…

Went with some buddies for Friday happy hour. Big parking lot with lots of free parking. You walk in and you need to go through a security area. Security dude is sitting behind what looks…