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4 mos ago
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Diablas
900 E. Braker Ln Austin, Tx 78753
Friday night fun at Diablas
Ok, third club on my time here in Austin. First time at this place. I arrived after a lousy date and figured a few more drinks would be just what I needed. I arrived at 11pm and security was a bit odd. Started talking about some $20 membership deal and I just kinda waved him off after the pat down and walked in and paid the $20 cover and got my wrist band. The place was bumping. You walk in and the long bar is to your immediate left. $9 coronas. There are technically 4 stages but only 3 were in use and not sure if the small one in the middle of the floor ever gets used. The place is pretty much just one big room with quite a few tables set up. Most dudes were with friends. Not too many lone wolf guys like me, if any at all. A lot of guys were enjoying buckets of beer so maybe they have a good special on those. VIP is past the bar, and as mentioned in a previous review, its got two long sides. On the right is a long row of seats. All seperated and pretty private. On the other side is the Cabanas. I thought the curtains were thick with complete privacy but I could be wrong. When I first went back to "take a look", security was quick to say "its well worth it to get a Cabana". I'm sure you know what that means. I sat down to just watch the show and one mindless, poorly mannered cubana after another approached me. I do speak Spanish so that helped. None of the women really appealed to me with their high pitched whiny voices, until Laura came along. 28 year old single mom that had been there for about 7 months and previously worked as a cashier in a hardware store in Havana. She made great eye contact and was super sincere. I bought her a beer and we went back for 2 dances. She let me touch her anywhere I wanted and eventually she had some serious stick shift going on. 2 dances led to 6 and well we were going at it pretty good. She didnt hesitate with anything, fellas. Super sweet gal and I was happy she had Zelle to send her some money for the dances and a big tip. $250 all in. The only turn off was when we walked out of VIP, she told me that the dances are actually $20 and for every dance, you owe the VIP security $5. The funny thing is that he doesnt keep track of how many songs we were back there for and even asked me. She said I owed him $30, but I just gave her $20 to give to him and lectured her on being honest, if thats even now the system works. I had a few more beers, and just wrote up my notes and then took off around 1:30. I am told the bar(alcohol sales) closes down at 2am and then it becomes an after hours place. I did see they also had Hookah. I was also told "the American girls arrive after 2am". I didnt see any chicas besides Cubanas and most were thicker. Oh and Cabana prices I was quoted was $300 for thirty minutes and $600 for an hour. And you pay the chica on top of that. Loco. One last note. While I was sitting in my car, hydrating up for the ride home, I saw an obvious dancer come out in casual clothes and get into a big pick up truck. She didnt have any of her things. So she gets in the passenger side, the truck is on, and he puts up a windshield visor and who knows what was a going on in there after that. Just an interesting observation.
5 mos ago
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Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
Still never as good as it once was!
This was my first stop yesterday and I have been here many times before and it was legendary back in the day. I always have fond memories of the place but its just never as good as it once was. Now for arriving on a Monday afternoon around 5:30pm, I was impressed with how many girls were working. At least 15+, and they were all latinas. Mostly Cuban chicks. I also met one smoking hot Colombian named Zonia. She was pretty good with the dances and allowing me to touch her. The other chica I danced with did a lot of touching on the outside of my pants, but was a dud when we got to the dances. She was a cubana. Anyways, cover was $9 and parking is free and plenty of it. This place does serve food and they have a number of days with food specials and a buffet. So yeah, you walk into a huge hall to pay the cover and to your right are the stairs to go up to a dance area that isnt private. There are also couches and another bar up there. Its pretty big. You can also just sit and hang out up there. The dance area is along two long couches. Its not private but its somewhat dark. Dances were $20 and the songs were pretty quick. Down stairs is the main area and it has a stage and 2 mini stages. They all had girls dancing, although without much energy. I was drinking wine and glasses were $9. Low end wine, as expected. There is a champagne area for complete privacy but I did not partake. I believe one dancer quoted me $250 for entry and that includes a bottle. As noted, bring your Spanish to enjoy time here. These girls simply dont speak English. And once you reject one, another will quickly walk up and approach. You kinda dont get left alone unless you find a place to hide. haha Oh and the last note was that it was kinda warm in here. Clearly they dont have a very good AC. I stayed for just over and hour and the place was starting to fill up.
5 mos ago
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DG's Club
2117 W Northwest Hwy Dallas, TX 75220
Not a bad place for an afternoon. Need to try it again.
Ok, I had never been to this club before and it has a somewhat bad reputation but I was looking for a good AA girl kinda place and this one is a decent option. So here are my notes that I took. Thursday afternoon visit. 3:30pm arrival. Parking is a headache as they want to charge you and tell you that you cant park on the immediate street. I moved my ride and parked a few streets over on Wireway avenue and walked back. Cover was $8 and they do have security. You walk directly into one bar were a few girls were hanging around. From there you go down some stairs to the main area. There is one large, one medium and one small stage and the seating all around is varied. They have barstool style tables and chairs in some areas. That was different. Along the far side is another long bar with worn out chairs. More ebony dancers were hanging out there. I wasnt drinking this day, but they had $5 shot specials and I bought a lot of those. They also had non alcohol beer so that was cool. Now, I had heard that this club was ALL big girls but that was definitely not the case. There were a number of cute spinners and I had dances with 3 of them. Karma was easily the best. The main private dance area is not private at all. Think of a U shaped seat at a restaurant and thats what youre working with. Dances were $20 and there was some decent touching but with the lights on above you, it kinda detracted from a really good experience. Karma told me that they used to have a really nice private area but too many girls were getting raunchy so they had to rip it out. Now I would definitely go back and maybe sit in the raised area off to the right of the main bar but on the lower level. I think you could have some dances up there and maybe have a little more privacy. Karma said that the club gets SUPER busy on the weekends and a lot of the BIG girls come out after midnight. She said its a mecca for ebony chicks with BBL and its really a make it rain kinda club versus getting private dances. Some other notes I made. Music is pretty damn loud. Almost hard to have a conversation. Music is the typical ratchet stuff. The bartender and the entrance check in girls were super cute. Wish they were dancing. Enjoy

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