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PLACE: Little off the beaten path but not to difficult to find and there's plenty of free uncovered parking. There's also valet but I never used the valet. When you enter the building you'll meet…

Alpine is a pretty chill alternative to the strip club scene.

You wait in the tiny entry room until someone comes to greet you. There’s usually two girls working at a time. You can ask…

Went to the PP on super bowl sunday for about 2 hours.

Sat at the bar, and after about 15 mins was approached by a friendly dancer who was on her first day at PP. Bought…

Monday and Tuesday afternoon visits, around 4pm. Traffic was (expectedly) bad. Parked car, paid $10 entry, and walked from the empty upstairs area downstairs.

Vivide has more of a "club" vibe than some other other joints.…

Went for the first time, went 3 nights in a row (Mon, Tue, Wed). I won't belabor the club details, but in short, there's VIP and restroom on left, then a U-shaped bar, a single…

Got to Tattletale around 4:00 on Friday, Valet $5 and the same cover, parking lot was full so I expected a packed club but it wasn’t, most of the cars were girls, probably 20.
The…

What a great surprise. I’d heard this place reopened so I stopped by on a Monday afternoon around 3:30. Public parking in the back lot. The place looks much better than it once did, seemed…

Stopped in for a quick visit just before going home. The place was small with seating around the stage and a couple tables in the back. The stage has 2 poles and there is a…

Located in a well lit area right next to St Joes. With plenty of parking next to the club. Walk around to the front to enter. Soon as you walk in your greeted by a…

It's been years since I've entered the Pepto Pink Palace in Burlington. Very little has changed. Required Stuff: It's a pink building surrounded by a parking lot. The entrance is through…

Casa Diablo is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good. Visiting Portland with 3 other guys. Tried to hit the clubs in Downtown Portland proper, but they all seemed pretty seedy in a bad…

It's been a while since a left a review of HK. I've visited many times since my last post and several things have changed, especially in the last year. The newest change is…

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Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious, but fills…

Last week, I visited the Admiral Theater and I decided to have a private dance. In previous visits, I had a private dance for 3 songs ($100). Like before, the stage was awesome and I…

Vivide is located in West Midtown and is accessible by exiting Howell Mill off I-75, then Chattahoochee to Ellsworth then Marietta Blvd., and is closest to Diamond Club which is off of Northside Dr./I-75…

Small club just north of I10 near Central Phoenix. Address is 7th St but the parking lot is more easily accessed off Virginia Ave. I parked around back in a large well…

I've been hitting this club more frequently over the past few months. In early February I had a conference in Denver and was able to get over a couple of times in the afternoon. The…

Be in a while since I ventured down to Indy. Detroit is same distance and you just cant beat the value. But had to come down for work so decided to visit the brass as…

In town on travel, figured I'd roll the dice. Spoiler alert, it was a bust...

The hippo has a red and black motif, which was new a few years ago when I last stopped in and…

Came here for the NHL All Star Week. The place was a quick Uber from my hotel and I went in with a buddy. Cover was $10.

There are two bars when you walk in,…

This review is from December of 2022. I was on a fishing trip with a buddy and that got cancelled so we decided to hit up Cheetas. I had not been there since 2006. The…

I will give some basics for those of you whom have never been.

Big parking lot in a part of town where you may seem street walkers along the way but beware as some may…

After being given a heads up about coming changes in the dance rooms, I stopped late on a Sunday night to see for myself. If you need a layout of the club,…

Stopped by the Pussycat Club down on the block for first time post pandemic. Club layout pretty much the same as its been for decades.Long bar down the left side,stage & pole up and behind…

Had the day off because it was Lincoln's Bday. Went to check out the place. It was nice. But not that many girls maybe it is because it is a weekday, Monday afternoon. Assuming all…

Arrived at around 1:00 Friday, breaking my own rule of not going on Friday as it gets too crowded for me. No parking fee but a $10 entry fee, Deon working hard as usual.
Fortunately it…

This is a middle tier club located in Michigan avenue however the entrance is located on the rear side. Parking is free, my evening visits during winter time I never seen a problem to find…

I’m deliberately trying to review times of the day that few others have talked about. I popped into Wax at about 1 pm. I didn’t come in looking like money on purpose to see what…

I must be the only reviewer keeping this place in business.

Location. Off a main strip, not far from the Bristol bridge or 95. Extremely easy to get to and convenient area. Lots of stores…

General club details; $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage back of the…

First trip to Philly area since 2019. This is my first time trying this club - probably last also.

Far as I could tell, this is a black club, which is my preference.…

Club 390 is my go to when in the Chicago area. Parking lot seems secure and safe. Walk into club and there is an place to cover, but i have never seen someone there. Just…

I have not been to Fannie's in 10 years or so and was pleasantly surprised overall. The fact that it is open on Sunday is a big plus as there are few places around…

Hadn't been here in a while but was in town with friends and we settled on this place. A couple in our group have some nostalgia for the Rhino and its been more good than…

I used to be a regular here back in the day prior to COVID. This review will cover a series of visits last week Su-Wed so you'll have a good sense comparatively of each…

2nd visit on a Sunday night. About 10$ uber ride from the strip. Got the promotional free entry (in order to get that you must not take your uber to the club, i took an…

It was late at night and I had always wondered about these types of places. I parked my car on the adjacent residential street and headed inside. I was greeted by a beautiful woman with…

When you walk in its the usual darkly lit place with a quick step through a metal detector. There is 2 bars on the first floor and 1 bar on the second floor which they…

I dropped in at Scarlett‘s with a friend around 2am on Thursday night (technically Friday). I sat at the car and ordered a drink. Immediately, a somewhat curvy but still hot Mexican by…

I heard that The Raven had reopened, so I stopped by on a Sunday evening to check out what they had to offer.

The layout is same as it always was. A rectangular bar surrounded by…

I was in Philly for work and finally freed myself up to escape to a club shortly before midnight on a Tuesday in December. This was my first trip to Delilah's, and I was generally…

Went on a Tuesday night about 6PM. Slow to start maybe about 10-15 rotating girls but picked up about an hour or two later to total of 25. Nice mix, although little low on the…

I stopped by Sinsation's on a recent afternoon. The parking lot is relatively small but I had no trouble finding a spot. If the club was crowded, I can imagine that parking would…

While I am in the Chicago area frequently for business, I'm often way north of the city in the suburbs, 1/2 way to Wisconsin. On this trip, I was lucky to be based in the…